You won a million! Topic Subject Edited! Great!

[Joe]

So you've won $1,000,000. Or £1,000,000. Or whatever. What do you do?

At the moment I'd put all of what I don't need to finish university into a high interest account, even though I hate it, simply because I can't think of anything else to do at this time. After that, I'd pay off any loans/debts, get my own small place and the necessary stuff/luxuries, then save/invest the rest. I'd prolly still work, cause I mean a million really doesn't go as far as it used to.

 

[Joe]

Alternative answer: get my ass back to 'muricah and marry the girl of my dreams

 

[Tarvis]

become a hermit for all time

 

[Tarvis]

i also plan to do this without 1million

 

[Joe]

That's grate too

 

[Dave]

Put most in savings and checking...blow the rest on whatever the hell I feel like.

 

[Joe]

Actually I'd probably just find myself losing the money in an incredibly short time due to a number of horrible financial decisions but meh!

 

[aaron]

pay debts
buy house
invest
sleep a lot

Although, if I actually had that kind of money get off my ass and goto school again.

 

[Bronson]

pay off debt.
pay off school.
bork.

 

[Joe]

Well ok I guess pretty much everybody would do the same thing with a million. Let's change the topic so we can get some more outlandish posts.

What would you do with infinity billion dollars?

I'd breed an army of invincible killer liger cyborgs, and take over the world. As His Enlightened Majesty Joe The Invincible, I'd rule the world with an iron fist. Here are some things I'd outlaw:
1) Religion
2) Apple products, and there'd be very public and painful executions for Mac fanboys
3) Rap
4) Everything else that annoys me

 

[Tarvis]

Become a hermit

 

[Joe]

A hermit inside a super mega awesome castle of doom?

 

[Bayli]

I'd buy every GameStop just to have them demolished! Oh and I'd have my assistant manager killed.

And I'd probably just play video games and sleep!

 

[Bayli]

Actually, I'd have everyone I didn't like killed.

That wouldn't leave much of the population!

 

[Tarvis]

Even a billionaire couldn't pay off enough people for genocide and grand arson.

 

[Joe]

You're not a billionaire, though, you're an infinityaire.