Vertical Bacon Sandwich

Man, I wish tattoos didn't take so long, I want turkish food today!

Instead I'll have to suck down this slimfast shake!
 
not HORNGRY though.

Sound the alarm! I had a dream that I saw Nazario and asked him if his restaurant was OK after we heard about the firetruck.

wtf did you call him or something?!
 
Actually, the royal chocolate ones are fabulous.

You feel like you're cheating when you drink one.
 
I'd rather have a bacon cheeseburger.



Well thank you Captain Obvious!


I wanted burgers yesterday, but my unAmerican mother thought that spaghetti would be better suited for Memorial Day.

This is the same woman who made lasagna for Christmas....she's not even fucking Italian.
 
Well thank you Captain Obvious!


I wanted burgers yesterday, but my unAmerican mother thought that spaghetti would be better suited for Memorial Day.

This is the same woman who made lasagna for Christmas....she's not even fucking Italian.

From your conversations about her with your sister, she seems pretty strange.
 
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