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I'm more tired than a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
 
shoveling dirt all morning and walking 10 miles with 40 lbs of shit on ya back + hitting about 150 golf balls can't be cured by a pill!

I think I'm gonna have to bump my status up to: More tired than a one-armed wallpaper hanger.
 
I'm serious kid!

I took one this morning and it was like a took CRACK!

I WAS TALKING SO FAST!

And I wasn't jittery, just energized.

You can take up to three a day.

I'm gonna go have water with lemon in it. But not a lemon wedge, a lemon slice.
 
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I wish I was joking, Chris, but these pill are in fact, hardcore of the ultra variety.
 
I would consider that a mild form of child pornography.





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So....how did this conversation take a turn for the tits?
 
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