Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

I can't believe people didn't like this movie. It was extremely satisfying. They argued that the alien-oriented storyline ruined the "realism" the series has had? What a crock of shit. People can believe that if you open the ark of the covenant that you get your ass GOD LAZORED and face melted/mega burgered, but we can't believe that some aliens aren't beboppin and scattin all over the place in space? Lame! Indy is mad badass cause he's old and angry. I give this movie

GOLD STAR/10
 
I like at the end where harrison totally denies lebouf with the not so fast bitch move.
 
Why is that Labouf faggot in every fucking movie these days
 
He wasn't that bad in this one, but he is one shitty guy in real life
 
Maybe he'll die in a plane crash

A guy can dream
 
Donald Trump's daughter is pretty boneable
 
C'mon
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Tell me you wouldn't hit that and I'll call you a fag
 
She's my favorite horribly spoiled rich girl!
 
Only one of his daughters was even good looking and he sold her to Israel tout suite


New indy movie in like a month. Neva woulda thought
 



Nice CGI Harrison.

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Joke about capitalism.

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