I'm way stronger than Travis

April 21st 1 pm

Beat Mortal Kombat 9 with Jax. Manliness increased ten fold.

Afterwards, I was spent and bought myself a suitcase of beer.
 
:sadfrog:
<-----Broke (ie all my gaming moniez are being reserved for DNF and DXHR)
 
When Shao Khan beats you, his fatalityinvolves him literally stabbing you in the sternum with both hands, and then somehow ripping you in half from your groin to the crown of your head. He then walks through you like that big paper sign they'd have at high school football games.
 
Dude this game is so god damn cheesy. The story mode is crackin my ass up.
 
3:30AM Ate 2 corndogs.
3:35AM Ran a marathon while dragging 300lbs of corndogs behind me on a sled.
8:00AM Ate 300lbs of corndogs.

Gained their power, and now I'm so much stronger than Travis, we should pity him.
 
Well...you can. It just won't be an accurate description.
 
What if you took two corndogs, and put a third corndog between them? Wouldn't that be a corndog sandwich?
 
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