How many 5 years old can you take?

I honestly hope I die fighting thousands of 5 year olds
 
No not really there are way cooler ways to die
 
you know some people get stung by sting rays.
 
yeah like some dude who spent his life wrestling crocodiles and handling venemous snakes
 
i lost marks because i've never been trampled at a concert or been in a stampede
 
haha.. have you ever been to a concert then?...
jeeezee i allways get COVERED in beer.. squashed like sardines and Thrown up in the crowd.. heaps fun till people elbow you in the head and face.
 
yeah i've been to concerts but i've never been trampled or nuthin

saw a guy whip his dick out and piss on the floor though
 
dont believe ive seen that yet...
what a shame....
ha.

dude i hate those creepy dudes who like purposely "accidentally" touch you ... but you wouldnt know so ... haha
 
last time somebody touched me i punched him

actually no i made that up

nobody has ever touched me
 
haha
creepy shit man...

it froghtened me.
 
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