best Jokes ever!

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1) Mickey goes to court to get a divorce from minnie, when the judge asks him why he wants the divorcehe says "because she fuc*ing Goofy!"
2)you might be a redneck if you walk you dog and you BOTH use the tree at the end of the street!
3) You might be a redneck if you go to the Family reunion to meet women.
4)You might be a redneck if your idea of fast food is hittin a deer at 65 miles an hour.
5) you might be a redneck if you work with your shirt off and so does your husband.
6) you might be a redneck if anyone has ever told you you were lyin' through your tooth.

whatones are your favorites?
 
Jeff Foxworthy is funny. I used to listen to him more often. I dunno where I put that tape. Isn't he on Blue Collar Comedy Central?
 
Wanna hear the best joke ever. Here ya go:

What's the difference between you and a mallard? Well, one's a duck...I forgot how the joke ends, but your mother's a whore.
 
A man grabs a woman's two children and tells her he's gonna shoot one of them and to pick the one that will live. Which one does she let die?
 
jesus of nazareth i guess,

or maybe jesus who works in burger king
 
god, the answer to this joke not being here is like having sex without the orgasm.

fuck you logan
 
hey i just remembered I made a failed joke thread a few months back
 
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