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Andrew and Chris's awfulness can be directly attributed to a newly discovered gene. Present in over 93% of the population of earth, this gene controls the production of a special hormone that is excreted whenever the brain goes into a state of activity. This hormone then sedates the thinking portion of the brain but not the speaking portion, therefore the person is reduced to speaking crap whenever they open their mouths.

Simple!
 
nah that's not it.

it has something to do with them being so gigantic.
 
what should i make for dinner?

i could make a sub. but what should i put on it? ham, turkey, corned beef, pepperoni? then what kind of cheese? swiss? provolone? cheddar?

also i have some tortillas. i could make some quesadillas.

or bratwurst.

or hot dogs.

or i could just go get something.

help me joe!
 
in your sub, you must put ham, turkey, corned beef, AND pepperoni. the more meat the better. i personally believe that cheddar is the superior cheese of the ones you listed. do you have honey mustard sauce? this will make your sub much better.

go with the sub.
 
yes i do have some honey mustard.

that does sound good.

but i'm not a huge cheddar fan so imma prolly go with swiss.
 
also dont forget to use lettuce/tomatoes/bell peppers/onions or whatever such things you have/want, they are important too

i also find a touch of salt helps the flavor
 
With a rod, then use that rod to smack yourself over the head for playing FFXI
 
Joe, what is the weirdest sex fantasy on the internet - not counting sonic fetishes?
 
Oh fucking hell that would require research

So off the top of my head I'm going to say scat furries
 
both of you guys musta been really horny this afternoon.

this site is kinda gay right now.
 
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