An Actual Complain Letter Sent to American Airlines

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It wasn't a TL;DR for me - I dug it. But, I write a blog, so I appreciate a well-crafted grievance letter. (I'm also over the age of 25, so I have an attention span.) I especially enjoyed the bit about poop.
 
It wasn't a TL;DR for me - I dug it. But, I write a blog, so I appreciate a well-crafted grievance letter. (I'm also over the age of 25, so I have an attention span.) I especially enjoyed the bit about poop.

I'm almost 26, and I can't focus on shit.
 
Well, it's not your fault, it's society. Just to clarify, I wasn't snarking at young people, it was referring to how fast-paced things are now. Everything's a mobile device, phones are in your pockets and they have internet - books are on Kindles, etc. I wasn't being snotty, I'm just from a generation right before everything got insane, so I can still see a wall of text and not immediately scream teal deer.

Now fuck off ... and get off my lawn.
 
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I can't play electric guitar.

I'm far too hard on the strings and I ALWAYS pop my high e. So, I sold my electric.


Learned on acoustic and you have to have a heavy hand to produce the sound you want. Or maybe, I'm just the hulk and I don't know it.

SMASH!
 
I do have big fat sausage fingers on these giant man hands.
 
Make a wish!

Welp now I gotta make a gif of the head shake he does after that.
 
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