What You Always Wanted
Reached the bottom of The Cave.
25 ✓ July 1st, 2013
Well Done
Witnessed a hot dog cooked with the monster's breath.
10 ✓ June 20th, 2013
Royal Buffet
Spied a King, eaten by a Dragon.
10 ✓ June 28th, 2013
Weight of the Beast
Got the Weight Guess scale to read 666.
10 ✓ June 28th, 2013
Fire In The Hole
All three characters killed by one Miner's dynamite.
10 ✓ June 28th, 2013
To Soothe A Savage Beast
Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.
10 ✓ July 1st, 2013
Creamed Corn
Saw every Can of Corn in The Cave destroyed.
10 ✓ July 1st, 2013
A Midsummer Knight's Thieve
Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.
10 ✓ June 28th, 2013
Funnier Than a Burning Carnival
Enabled the Hillbilly to burn down the Carnival.
10 ✓ June 28th, 2013
Prevenge
Served as an accessory to the Time Traveler's murder of her enemy's ancestor.
10 ✓ July 1st, 2013
Shoplifting
Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.
5 ✓ June 20th, 2013
Remorse
Saw a postcard returned to the Gift Shop.
5 ✓ July 1st, 2013
Who Wants to Live Forever
Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.
40 
Win-win-win-win-win-win-win
Took all characters to the bottom of The Cave. (Player 1 only)
40 
The Whole Story
Unlocked all Cave Paintings. (Player 1 only)
40 
🔐 Redemption
Saw the good in everyone.
25 
🔐 Corruption
Saw the darkness in all our hearts.
25 
Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies
Got a Xavetar fortune for every character. (Player 1 only)
15 
Walk Like An Adventurer
Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.
10 
Such Bad Children
Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.
10 
Smells Like Team Spirit
Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.
10 
Hazardous Work Environment
Saw someone slip off a ledge in the Missile Silo.
10 
Embrace Impermanence
Got the bridge inside the temple to collapse.
10 
🔐 It Belongs In a Museum
Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.
10 
🔐 God Bless Us, Every One
Murdered your parents.
10 
🔐 Learn to Stop Worrying
Murdered millions.
10 
🔐 Grand Theft Karma
Murdered your master.
10