What You Always Wanted
Reached the bottom of The Cave.
25 ✓ April 29th, 2017
Such Bad Children
Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.
10 ✓ January 14th, 2017
Creamed Corn
Saw every Can of Corn in The Cave destroyed.
10 ✓ April 29th, 2017
A Midsummer Knight's Thieve
Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.
10 ✓ January 2nd, 2017
It Belongs In a Museum
Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.
10 ✓ January 8th, 2017
God Bless Us, Every One
Stood by and watched as the Twins murdered their parents.
10 ✓ January 14th, 2017
Shoplifting
Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.
5 ✓ April 30th, 2017
Who Wants to Live Forever
Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.
40 
Win-win-win-win-win-win-win
Took all characters to the bottom of The Cave. (Player 1 only)
40 
The Whole Story
Unlocked all Cave Paintings. (Player 1 only)
40 
🔐 Redemption
Saw the good in everyone.
25 
🔐 Corruption
Saw the darkness in all our hearts.
25 
Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies
Got a Xavetar fortune for every character. (Player 1 only)
15 
Well Done
Witnessed a hot dog cooked with the monster's breath.
10 
Royal Buffet
Spied a King, eaten by a Dragon.
10 
Weight of the Beast
Got the Weight Guess scale to read 666.
10 
Fire In The Hole
All three characters killed by one Miner's dynamite.
10 
Walk Like An Adventurer
Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.
10 
Smells Like Team Spirit
Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.
10 
To Soothe A Savage Beast
Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.
10 
Hazardous Work Environment
Saw someone slip off a ledge in the Missile Silo.
10 
Embrace Impermanence
Got the bridge inside the temple to collapse.
10 
🔐 Funnier Than a Burning Carnival
Burned down the Carnival.
10 
🔐 Prevenge
Murdered the ancestor of your enemy.
10 
🔐 Learn to Stop Worrying
Murdered millions.
10 
🔐 Grand Theft Karma
Murdered your master.
10 
Remorse
Saw a postcard returned to the Gift Shop.
5