Metal God
Achieved 100% completion on the stats screen
50 
Cönquerer
Won 50 match-made multiplayer battles.
50 
Boar Bather
Rode a Razorfire Boar into the Sea of Black Tears and lived to tell the tale.
50 
Favored
Acquired 3,000 Fire Tributes
30 
Sellout
Spent 250,000 fans - any mode
30 
I've never touched an axe before
Personally smoted 300 enemies - any mode
30 
Serpent Savior
Freed all 120 Bound Serpents
25 
Loyal Customer
Purchased all upgrades in the Motor Forge
25 
Groupie
Completed Campaign mode on Gentle
25 
Roadie
Completed Campaign mode on Normal
25 
Legend
Completed Campaign mode on Brütal
25 
Overkill
Completed all hunting secondary missions
20 
Squeal Like a Chicken
Completed all racing secondary missions
20 
Protector
Completed 20 ambush, outpost defense, or mortar secondary missions
20 
Virtuoso
Learned all guitar solos
20 
Tourist
Viewed all vistas
20 
Now You Must Tell the Tale
Viewed all Legends
20 
Voices From Beyond
Unlock all songs in the Mouth of Metal
20 
Flowerslave
Summoned all Motor Forges
20 
Subjügator
Won 10 match-made multiplayer battles.
20 
Master of the Flame
Double Teamed with every Ironheade unit
20 
Master of the Tear
Double Teamed with every Drowning Doom unit
20 
Master of the Blood
Double Teamed with every Tainted Coil unit
20 
Armchair General
Won a stage battle by yourself against the AI without attacking
20 
Some Demon Flesh on your Bumper
Slayed 150 enemies with the Deuce - any mode
20 
Quill Tosser
Killed a Tollusk using only Ground Urchins.
20 
Iron Fist
Won an AI stage battle - Brütal difficulty
20 
Hair Remover
Completed "Battle for Bladehenge"
15 
French Kiss Instructor
Completed "Pilgrimage of Screams"
15 
Chicks n' Booze n' Stuff
Completed "Sanctuary of Sin"
15 
Ran to the Hills
Completed "It's Raining Death"
15 
Fistful of Fog
Completed "Dry Ice, Wet Graves"
15 
No More Tears
Completed "Sea of Black Tears"
15 
Serpent Spanker
Freed 80 Bound Serpents
15 
Six Degrees of Schafer
Play with or against another player who has this Achievement
15 
Ringleader
Trapped 15 enemies in one ring of fire with the Fire Baron's Double Team
15 
Painkiller
Killed 25 enemies with the grinder of one Rock Crusher
15 
Dollpocalypse
Hit 6 enemies with the explosion from a Brood's Double Team
15 
Euthanasia
Hit 15 enemies with one Agony Ball using the Pain Lifter's Double Team
15 
Death From Above
Killed 20 enemies with one Bleeding Death
15 
Coolest Thing Ever
Jumped over a Hextadon in the Deuce
15 
Beast Master
Rode every animal in the world
15 
Got a Car and a Date
Completed "Welcome to the Age of Metal"
15 
Start a Revolution
Completed "Exploited in the Bowels of Hell"
15 
Thick as a Baby's Arm
Completed "Lair of the Metal Queen"
15 
Serpent Samaritan
Freed 40 Bound Serpents
10 
Practice Bloody Practice
Won an AI stage battle - any difficulty
10 
Victör
Won a ranked multiplayer match
10 
Silence, ground walker!
Gained 5 or more seconds of hang time in a single jump - any mode
10 
Carnivore
Ran down 20 animals in the Deuce with the Coiling Maw equipped.
10 
If You Want Blood, You Got It
Killed 20 Tainted Coil units with the Disgorger.
10 
Cry Me a River
Killed 20 Drowning Doom units with the Eye of Sorrow.
10 
Beard Beard Action Beard!
Made out with Ophelia while wearing the Mountain Man Threads.
10 
A Face Like a Beast
Killed 15 enemies with a Metal Beast while wearing the Zaulia Threads.
10 
Hammer of Infinite Fate Tourist
Played a multiplayer game on all Hammer of Infinite Fate multiplayer maps.
10 
Hammer of Fate Champion
Won 10 games on Hammer of Infinite Fate maps - ranked or vs. the Brütal AI.
10 
Whispering Rock
Chiseled four Razputin heads onto Mt. Rockmore.
10 
Norwegian Sendoff
Visited the grave of a fallen hero while wearing the Black Metal Threads.
10 
One Hit Wonder
Purchased 1 upgrade in the Motor Forge
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