Metal God
Achieved 100% completion on the stats screen
50 ✓ March 13th, 2011
Cönquerer
Won 50 match-made multiplayer battles.
50 ✓ August 10th, 2011
Boar Bather
Rode a Razorfire Boar into the Sea of Black Tears and lived to tell the tale.
50 ✓ March 12th, 2011
Favored
Acquired 3,000 Fire Tributes
30 ✓ March 10th, 2011
Sellout
Spent 250,000 fans - any mode
30 ✓ August 10th, 2011
I've never touched an axe before
Personally smoted 300 enemies - any mode
30 ✓ March 9th, 2011
Serpent Savior
Freed all 120 Bound Serpents
25 ✓ March 12th, 2011
Loyal Customer
Purchased all upgrades in the Motor Forge
25 ✓ March 12th, 2011
Groupie
Completed Campaign mode on Gentle
25 ✓ March 12th, 2011
Roadie
Completed Campaign mode on Normal
25 ✓ March 12th, 2011
Legend
Completed Campaign mode on Brütal
25 ✓ March 12th, 2011
Overkill
Completed all hunting secondary missions
20 ✓ March 11th, 2011
Squeal Like a Chicken
Completed all racing secondary missions
20 ✓ March 10th, 2011
Protector
Completed 20 ambush, outpost defense, or mortar secondary missions
20 ✓ March 9th, 2011
Virtuoso
Learned all guitar solos
20 ✓ March 11th, 2011
Tourist
Viewed all vistas
20 ✓ March 11th, 2011
Now You Must Tell the Tale
Viewed all Legends
20 ✓ March 12th, 2011
Voices From Beyond
Unlock all songs in the Mouth of Metal
20 ✓ March 12th, 2011
Flowerslave
Summoned all Motor Forges
20 ✓ March 11th, 2011
Subjügator
Won 10 match-made multiplayer battles.
20 ✓ August 8th, 2011
Master of the Flame
Double Teamed with every Ironheade unit
20 ✓ March 12th, 2011
Master of the Tear
Double Teamed with every Drowning Doom unit
20 ✓ March 16th, 2011
Master of the Blood
Double Teamed with every Tainted Coil unit
20 ✓ March 16th, 2011
Armchair General
Won a stage battle by yourself against the AI without attacking
20 ✓ March 12th, 2011
Some Demon Flesh on your Bumper
Slayed 150 enemies with the Deuce - any mode
20 ✓ March 9th, 2011
Quill Tosser
Killed a Tollusk using only Ground Urchins.
20 ✓ March 9th, 2011
Iron Fist
Won an AI stage battle - Brütal difficulty
20 ✓ August 7th, 2011
Hair Remover
Completed "Battle for Bladehenge"
15 ✓ March 9th, 2011
French Kiss Instructor
Completed "Pilgrimage of Screams"
15 ✓ March 9th, 2011
Chicks n' Booze n' Stuff
Completed "Sanctuary of Sin"
15 ✓ March 9th, 2011
Ran to the Hills
Completed "It's Raining Death"
15 ✓ March 9th, 2011
Fistful of Fog
Completed "Dry Ice, Wet Graves"
15 ✓ March 10th, 2011
No More Tears
Completed "Sea of Black Tears"
15 ✓ March 12th, 2011
Serpent Spanker
Freed 80 Bound Serpents
15 ✓ March 10th, 2011
Six Degrees of Schafer
Play with or against another player who has this Achievement
15 ✓ August 7th, 2011
Ringleader
Trapped 15 enemies in one ring of fire with the Fire Baron's Double Team
15 ✓ August 10th, 2011
Painkiller
Killed 25 enemies with the grinder of one Rock Crusher
15 ✓ August 10th, 2011
Dollpocalypse
Hit 6 enemies with the explosion from a Brood's Double Team
15 ✓ August 10th, 2011
Euthanasia
Hit 15 enemies with one Agony Ball using the Pain Lifter's Double Team
15 ✓ August 10th, 2011
Death From Above
Killed 20 enemies with one Bleeding Death
15 ✓ August 10th, 2011
Coolest Thing Ever
Jumped over a Hextadon in the Deuce
15 ✓ March 11th, 2011
Beast Master
Rode every animal in the world
15 ✓ March 11th, 2011
Got a Car and a Date
Completed "Welcome to the Age of Metal"
15 ✓ March 1st, 2011
Start a Revolution
Completed "Exploited in the Bowels of Hell"
15 ✓ March 7th, 2011
Thick as a Baby's Arm
Completed "Lair of the Metal Queen"
15 ✓ March 8th, 2011
Serpent Samaritan
Freed 40 Bound Serpents
10 ✓ March 9th, 2011
Practice Bloody Practice
Won an AI stage battle - any difficulty
10 ✓ March 12th, 2011
Victör
Won a ranked multiplayer match
10 ✓ August 7th, 2011
Silence, ground walker!
Gained 5 or more seconds of hang time in a single jump - any mode
10 ✓ March 11th, 2011
Carnivore
Ran down 20 animals in the Deuce with the Coiling Maw equipped.
10 ✓ August 8th, 2011
If You Want Blood, You Got It
Killed 20 Tainted Coil units with the Disgorger.
10 ✓ August 8th, 2011
Cry Me a River
Killed 20 Drowning Doom units with the Eye of Sorrow.
10 ✓ August 8th, 2011
Beard Beard Action Beard!
Made out with Ophelia while wearing the Mountain Man Threads.
10 ✓ August 8th, 2011
A Face Like a Beast
Killed 15 enemies with a Metal Beast while wearing the Zaulia Threads.
10 ✓ August 8th, 2011
Hammer of Infinite Fate Tourist
Played a multiplayer game on all Hammer of Infinite Fate multiplayer maps.
10 ✓ August 8th, 2011
Hammer of Fate Champion
Won 10 games on Hammer of Infinite Fate maps - ranked or vs. the Brütal AI.
10 ✓ August 8th, 2011
Whispering Rock
Chiseled four Razputin heads onto Mt. Rockmore.
10 ✓ August 8th, 2011
Norwegian Sendoff
Visited the grave of a fallen hero while wearing the Black Metal Threads.
10 ✓ August 8th, 2011
One Hit Wonder
Purchased 1 upgrade in the Motor Forge
5 ✓ March 7th, 2011