Survivor?
Complete the Game on Any Difficulty Level
30 ✓ April 24th, 2010
Humanist
Save every hostage
30 ✓ April 18th, 2010
Gone Shopping
Complete Chapter 5 on Any Difficulty Level
25 ✓ April 18th, 2010
Emergency Room
Complete Chapter 4 on Any Difficulty Level
20 ✓ April 18th, 2010
Pistolier
Kill 150 enemies with a pistol
20 ✓ April 23rd, 2010
Old Faithful
Kill 400 enemies with assault rifles, sub machineguns or shotguns
20 ✓ April 18th, 2010
One Shot, One Kill
Kill 100 enemies with a sniper rifle
20 ✓ April 23rd, 2010
Loot and Pillage
Collect $1,000,000
20 ✓ April 24th, 2010
Purist
Make only positive choices
20 ✓ April 18th, 2010
Heartless
Make only negative choices
20 ✓ April 24th, 2010
A Decent Animal
Complete Chapter 3 on Any Difficulty Level
15 ✓ April 18th, 2010
Meat Bag
Use 15 enemies as human shields
15 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Chaaaaarge!
Charge through 20 enemies
15 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Open Hand Slap!
Kill 50 enemies with a melee or bayonet
15 ✓ April 23rd, 2010
A Steep Descent
Complete Chapter 2 on Any Difficulty Level
10 ✓ April 18th, 2010
Grenadier
Kill 3 or more enemies with a single grenade
10 ✓ April 24th, 2010
Not So Bad After All
Tie up 15 enemy combatants instead of executing them
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Healer
Heal your partner 10 times
10 ✓ April 23rd, 2010
Co-Op Sniper
Co-Op Snipe 5 enemies
10 ✓ April 18th, 2010
Attention Grabber
Allow your partner to snipe 5 guys while in Mock Surrender
10 ✓ April 24th, 2010
In Synch
Kill two enemies with simultaneous Quick Draws while in Co-op Mock Surrender
10 ✓ April 23rd, 2010
Pumpkin Patch
Shoot 2 enemies in the head with a single bullet
10 ✓ April 24th, 2010
Total FistBump Destruction
Finish the game as best friends
10 ✓ April 18th, 2010
Total Fistbump Deflation
Finish the game in a fractured friendship
10 ✓ April 24th, 2010
Hate Monger
Customize a weapon to high aggro
10 ✓ April 18th, 2010
Fresh Meat
Versus: Revive your partner and perform a partner reload during the same public match
5 ✓ June 28th, 2011
Not What I Thought It Was
Complete Chapter 1 on Any Difficulty Level
5 ✓ April 18th, 2010
Rock, Paper, Scissors
Beat your partner at rock, paper, scissors three times in a row
5 ✓ April 18th, 2010
The Optimist
Make a positive coop morality choice
5 ✓ April 18th, 2010
The Pessimist
Make a negative coop morality choice
5 ✓ April 18th, 2010
Big Game Hunting
Versus: Kill both members of a single partnership during a public match
5 ✓ June 28th, 2011
Hardcore
Complete the Game on Contractor Difficulty
100 
🔐 Survival of the Fittest
Versus: Complete all 16 rounds of an Extraction game in a public match
50 
Softcore
Complete Half the Game on Contractor Difficulty
50 
The Beast
Kill 6,666 people in Campaign
50 
Touch Not a Cat but a Glove
Shoot all Maneki Neko cats in the game
50 
Hit & Miss
Follow the intel trail and take your shot at Jonah. Just be prepared for the consequences.
50 
Train wrecked
Survive chapter 9 and while you're at it, throw a stick in the FDI's spokes.
50 
Paging Dr Wu
Protect Dr Wu from the FDI foes.
35 
🔐 All Guns Blazing
Versus: Kill a player with every weapon, including special weapons, in public matches
30 
🔐 Bound For Life
Versus: In a public match, survive an Extraction map without suffering a single death on your team
30 
🔐 King of the Hill
Versus: Win a public match on every map in Co-op Deathmatch, Control and Warzone
30 
Full Arsenal
Collect All Weapons and Weapon Parts
30 
🔐 Future Visions
You need to unlock all Potential Futures
30 
Unbreakable
Survive an entire level in one session without being downed on normal difficulty or above
25 
Men of the people
Escort all hostages to safety.
25 
Good Guys
Positive morality choice. Choose to let the traitor live.
25 
Good fellas
Negative morality choice. Choose to kill the traitor.
25 
Can it really be that simple?
Kill the FDI leader. Could it really be this easy?
25 
The Truth Is Right Here
Listen to all of the Radio Broadcasts
20 
🔐 Power Couple
Versus: Earn the highest partnership score in a Co-op Deathmatch, Control or Warzone public match
15 
Quick Draw
Kill 25 enemies with a quick draw from mock surrender
15 
🔐 Scavenger
Build a gun using 3 homebrew parts
15 
Pick a new face
Find one new mask in The Chapters of Deceit.
15 
🔐 Job Seeker
Versus: In public matches, kill a player with the primary or secondary weapon from every weapon kit
10 
🔐 DIY PMC
Versus: Create a custom facemask online (www.armyoftwo.com) and wear it in a public match
10 
🔐 Death Dealer
Versus: Kill 10 players with headshots on a single map in a public match
10 
🔐 Fancy Meeting You Here
Versus: Invite a friend before joining a lobby to play a public match
5