Love the Pain
Complete Serious Campaign.
20 
Trick Shot
50 kills in a single level using the shield.
20 
Robin Egg
Complete the entire campaign without losing a ship.
20 
Million Bucks
Beat any level and get over a million points from a single enemy.
15 
Out of Retirement
Complete Normal Campaign.
15 
Tilt Master
Complete one game loop in Score Tilt.
10 
Precious Ships
Beat a non-Tilt level without losing a ship.
10 
Ship Hoarder
Complete any level with thirty ships.
10 
Score Fiend
Complete any level and score over 1,000,000 points.
10 
Score Monger
Complete any level and score over 10,000,000 points.
10 
He Shoots He Scores
Complete any level and score over 30,000,000 points.
10 
Take It Easy
Complete Chilled Campaign.
10 
Max Multiplier
Kill a boss with the best ship spread.
5 
Ovoid
Eat 2 pies on a single playthrough.
5 
Caecilian
Beat level 4 with the Ovoid.
5 
Right Stuff
Complete a level by choosing the hard-path (right side of screen).
5 
Vengeance Begins
Complete level 1.
5 
1UP Yours
Find a 1UP pie and complete the level.
5 
Jelly Milker
Beat any level while killing 5 offspring from a single, pink jelly transport ship.
5 
Tilt-talating
Complete at least 1 level of Score Tilt.
5