Prime Directive
Complete a streak of 10 successful objectives
60 ✓ September 5th, 2026
44.8% · Common
Triggering the Alarms
Complete a mission with more than 8 city blocks destroyed
50 ✓ September 5th, 2026
19.3% · Common
I'm Not Afraid
Survive a Beambot Swarm level
30 ✓ September 5th, 2026
40.3% · Common
Three's a Crowd
Pop out of the ground under two or more enemies
20 ✓ September 5th, 2026
22.0% · Common
Toddler Mutant Progression Hurdles
Unlock your first alternate Mutation
20 ✓ September 5th, 2026
39.5% · Common
Die Harder
Die a total of 10 times
10 ✓ September 5th, 2026
54.8% · Common
You Aren't Beefy Enough
Destroy an HQ
10 ✓ September 5th, 2026
50.5% · Common
First Contact
Kill your first enemy
5 ✓ September 4th, 2026
85.5% · Common
New Lifeform
Reach XP level 5
5 ✓ September 5th, 2026
71.8% · Common
Alert Level Mauve
Kill 510 enemies
5 ✓ September 13th, 2026
42.2% · Common
Robbin Good
Gain over 110 Lunch Money in a single level
5 ✓ September 5th, 2026
71.3% · Common
More Where That Came From
Die Once
5 ✓ September 5th, 2026
82.1% · Common
Lifeform Finds A Way
Reach XP level 75
75 11.6% · Common
Bossing Around
Kill a boss in less than 45 seconds of their arrival
75 14.1% · Common
Anti-Armor
Break 300 armored agents' armor
75 2.9% · Rare
We Come in Peace
Complete a level with over 300 kills
75 2.2% · Rare
You Are Very Strong
Complete 1 level using Show Off
75 5.1% · Rare
In a Flash
Get 10 kills in 4 seconds
60 4.9% · Rare
There Has to be a Way to do This
Do not intentionally move your alien for the first 30 seconds + successfully finish a regular level
60 5.8% · Rare
Speed Runner
Reach an enemy HQ from row 1 within 18 minutes (in-level time)
60 21.7% · Common
It's Super Deflective
Deflect 50 shots in a single level
60 7.9% · Rare
Strong Lifeform
Reach XP level 50
50 21.5% · Common
LOL EZ
Complete a level without taking more than 30 damage
50 28.9% · Common
Didn't Need That Button
Complete a level without jumping
50 6.6% · Rare
Won't Stay Down
Die a total of 33 times
50 27.7% · Common
Alert Level Purple
Kill 5,000 enemies
50 4.6% · Rare
If It Bleeds
Take a total of 15,000 damage (lifetime)
50 23.9% · Common
Insane in the Eyestrain
Defeat all bosses on Insane difficulty
50 3.2% · Rare
Technically a Sequel
Finished the storyline
50 13.9% · Common
Is That All You've Got
Complete 5 waves in a bonus level
50 7.9% · Rare
Downshotter
Downshoot 999 times (lifetime)
50 22.4% · Common
High 5
Achieve a stack of 4 aliens and 1 agent
50 3.8% · Rare
Alright That's It
Destroy 12 HQs
50 5.2% · Rare
Rocket Powered
Kill 10 enemies with your Sky Ranger jetpack ability (lifetime)
30 3.3% · Rare
88 MPH
Cover 1000 meters while using the Speed Demon ability (lifetime)
30 4.7% · Rare
Cry Some More
Use the Weapon Specialist active ability to kill 5 enemies in one use
30 4.2% · Rare
I Need Healing
Regenerate 1000 health of yourself or friends as the Medic (lifetime)
30 3.8% · Rare
With Enemies Like These
Ride on top of every enemy type possible
30 15.4% · Common
Rodeo Star
Stay on a Bulldogzer for 10 seconds
30 5.6% · Rare
Fleshwound
Extract with less than 20% health and no lives left
30 14.5% · Common
Surviving Lifeform
Reach XP level 25
25 39.2% · Common
Just Like My Ancestor
Complete a mission without dying
20 9.3% · Rare
I Like It Here
Stay in a level for 10 minutes
20 7.5% · Rare
Souls-Like
Roll through 500 bullets
20 17.0% · Common
Tastes Like Human
Life steal 5,000 damage
20 6.5% · Rare
Quit Hitting Yourself
Deflect 10,000 damage total
20 3.6% · Rare
Alert Level Violet
Kill 2,500 enemies
20 10.1% · Common
Super Powered
Use your mutation ability 100 times
20 23.6% · Common
Let's Talk About This
Destroy 3 HQs
20 23.9% · Common
Surfin' UFO
Ride a Surf Missile for 15 seconds
20 3.3% · Rare
Lots on the Line
Complete a mission without reaching any hideouts
10 11.5% · Common
Spectrum
Unlock 20 pigments
10 18.8% · Common
Economist
Sell 30 items
10 20.5% · Common
Chunk of Change
Have 2000 Lunch Money saved up
10 39.0% · Common
Lunchtastic
Gain over 220 Lunch Money in a single level
10 32.8% · Common
Alley Oops
Kill 20 enemies with Jetpack explosions
10 10.5% · Common
Beam Not
Kill 30 Beambots
10 26.0% · Common
Frog-Not
Kill 20 Frogbots
10 5.1% · Rare
Anti-Air
Blow up 10 Armored Sky Vans
10 37.2% · Common
Van't Stop Me
Blow up 10 Armored Vans
10 3.8% · Rare
Grena-tears
Kill 50 Grenadiers
10 37.5% · Common
Flyswatter
Kill 50 Flybots
10 37.8% · Common
Best Defense
Kill 20 Shieldtroopers
10 15.3% · Common
Safe Keeping
Reach 5 hideouts total
10 32.5% · Common
Extraterrestrial Exchange
Sell an item for Lunch Money
5 39.0% · Common