Back in Business
Board the HSF Vindicator.
10 ✓ December 8th, 2025
66.7% · Common
Terms and Conditions
Read all of Darwin's contract.
5 ✓ December 8th, 2025
26.2% · Common
Compound X Gon' Give It To Ya
Collect every Compound X.
100 1.1% · Rare
Tinker, Tailor, Exterminator
Collect every Upgrade Module.
50 0.8% · Rare
Big Spender
Create every Blueprint.
50 1.0% · Rare
🔐 Preferably Dead
Bring every Wanted Spider to justice.
50 1.0% · Rare
All Is Vanity
Collect every Cosmetic.
50 1.8% · Rare
Drone Zone
Complete every Drone Course.
50 0.9% · Rare
Story Time
Collect every Tape.
50 1.0% · Rare
🔐 Deicide
Defeat the Spider God.
50 3.8% · Rare
Prop Hunt
Kill every Morph Spider.
50 0.9% · Rare
🔐 The End
Break the cycle.
50 0.8% · Rare
Toil and Trouble
Brew every Potion.
50 1.9% · Rare
Reasonable Force
Defeat a spider using the Hover Tank in the HSF Vindicator's hangar.
10 3.3% · Rare
🔐 Earth Alpha One
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.
10 5.2% · Rare
Over-Reaction
Collect every fuel cell.
10 4.1% · Rare
Clairaudient
Lay the ghosts of Artois Manor to rest.
10 16.3% · Common
🔐 Where Is The Tarantula?
Listen to the ballad of Spike.
10 10.3% · Common
Shine On
Blow up the Tricycle with C4.
10 1.5% · Rare
Monumental Destruction
Destroy City Hall using Laser Breath.
10 2.4% · Rare
Exposure Therapy
Have 5 jumping spiders crawling on you at the same time.
10 1.5% · Rare
Black and White and Red All Over
Read every issue of the Arachnitopia Times.
10 7.6% · Rare
Side Hustle
Clean all dirty objects.
10 1.0% · Rare
Blow-Updo
Kill a spider with the Hairspray's alt-fire.
10 8.9% · Rare
Evil, Dead Spiders
Create an army of undead spiders.
10 4.9% · Rare
Packed Vacuum
Collect 24 spiders in your vacuum.
10 1.2% · Rare
🔐 The Anvil Strikes Back
Use an Anvil to kill a member of the Spider Gang.
10 0.6% · Rare
🔐 All Choked Up
Asphyxiate a spider.
10 1.1% · Rare
🔐 Bailout
Make bail for both jailed Cactar during the same Deputy Challenge attempt.
10 2.2% · Rare
🔐 Rematch
Defeat the Spider Gang Boss while the Cactus Kid is deployed.
10 2.3% · Rare
🔐 Born To Kiln
Simultaneously fire nine pots with the kiln.
10 2.0% · Rare
🔐 Forbidden Fruit
Sell a pear.
10 1.2% · Rare
🔐 Exceptional Expectorator
Fill every spittoon in Rancho Saguaro.
10 1.1% · Rare
🔐 Card Shark
Swindle the Swindler Cactar.
10 0.9% · Rare
Targeted Advertising
Close all 12 pop-ups within two minutes.
10 0.6% · Rare
Data Miner
Collect every disk for the Decompiler.
10 3.2% · Rare
Power Supplier
Fully upgrade all subroutines.
10 1.7% · Rare
Keys To The Kingdom
Unlock every door in the teleportation bus.
10 1.9% · Rare
🔐 Chaos Theory
Defeat an Abomination with the Butterfly Effect.
10 2.2% · Rare
🔐 DADDY_ERRORS
Help Darwin reset his parent process.
10 1.9% · Rare
🔐 Eggsecutioner
Destroy every egg during The Gauntlet.
10 0.6% · Rare
🔐 Out Of The Blue
Open all of the Secret Doors in Spider Hell.
10 1.6% · Rare
🔐 Oh Snap!
Use the Sandal to get through the Big Door in Spider Hell.
10 4.0% · Rare
🔐 Astral Jaunt
Acquire the MFG.
10 2.1% · Rare
🔐 Prickly Posse
Complete the Rematch challenge in Spider Hell without killing any spiders.
10 0.7% · Rare
🔐 Take The High Road
Find an alternate path through the maze in Spider Hell.
10 0.9% · Rare
🔐 Blaze Of Glory
Complete The Gauntlet with 60 seconds or more remaining.
10 1.9% · Rare
🔐 Practice Makes Perfect
Defeat the sticky note spiders.
10 0.8% · Rare
Speedrun
Complete the warehouse challenge in under 5 seconds.
10 1.0% · Rare
🔐 Galaxy Brain
Solve the hard version of Darwin's puzzle.
5 18.4% · Common
Explosive Decompression
Damage a window on the HSF Vindicator.
5 45.3% · Common
Zero Bug Policy
Kill the final tier of Glitch Spider.
5 8.4% · Rare
S-Tier
Complete cardio.exe with an orange ticket on Subroutine Level 3.
5 1.8% · Rare
🔐 Spike (Taylor's Version)
Find the alternate version of Spike.
5 4.2% · Rare