Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself
15 ✓ October 10th, 2026
30.8% · Common
More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend
30 1.5% · Rare
Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes
30 1.2% · Rare
Make it Rain!
You've spent $500
30 20.3% · Common
Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game
30 1.1% · Rare
Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew
25 8.8% · Rare
Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park
25 16.7% · Common
For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items
25 4.4% · Rare
🔐 Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff
25 3.2% · Rare
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle
25 9.6% · Rare
🔐 Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise
25 2.1% · Rare
🔐 Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS
25 9.0% · Rare
No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out
25 2.2% · Rare
Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon
25 3.2% · Rare
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks
25 40.6% · Common
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks
25 43.6% · Common
🔐 Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave
25 5.4% · Rare
Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures
20 2.0% · Rare
Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form
20 2.7% · Rare
Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game
20 5.2% · Rare
Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart
20 1.3% · Rare
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap
20 3.5% · Rare
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle
20 44.3% · Common
Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out
20 27.7% · Common
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
20 28.2% · Common
🔐 KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle
20 19.5% · Common
More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park
20 25.4% · Common
Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items
20 28.2% · Common
🔐 Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth
20 28.1% · Common
Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass
20 5.3% · Rare
Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
20 9.4% · Rare
🔐 Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle
20 20.1% · Common
Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets
20 19.2% · Common
🔐 Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus
20 7.2% · Rare
Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes
20 12.2% · Common
You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game
20 3.7% · Rare
Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability
20 36.7% · Common
Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles
20 7.4% · Rare
Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy
20 27.8% · Common
Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon
15 25.3% · Common
Daddy Issues
You befriended your father
15 22.1% · Common
Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times
15 5.2% · Rare
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants
15 4.6% · Rare
Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle
10 25.9% · Common
First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park
10 39.5% · Common
🔐 Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds
10 6.1% · Rare
Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon
10 44.1% · Common
🔐 Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game
10 35.0% · Common
Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking
10 7.1% · Rare
New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK
5 42.2% · Common