Lead Dishwasher
Beat the game on Samurai difficulty as The Dishwasher or Yuki.
40 
Twitch Game Master Extreme Ultra
Beat all Arcade levels.
30 
In The End I Am Free
Beat the game on any difficulty as Yuki.
25 
We'll Purge and Purge
Beat the game on any difficulty as The Dishwasher.
25 
Limb Storm 20XX!
Violently separate 100 enemies.
15 
See, I Have Made Them Better
Spray three expensive paintings with their owners' blood.
15 
They Totally Chopped My Arm Off
Escape from Iffenhaus Space Prison.
10 
The Disease is Dead
Kill Yuki's Demon.
10 
Bleep bloop!
Get all achievables. Open presents, jump jump, squirtgun fight, kill squid, watch credits.
10 
I Did Not Use A FAQ For This
Collect all Ghost Beads.
10 
Game Reviewers Shall Be Pleased
Unlock Pretty Princess Difficulty.
5 
Bigger, Better, More Badasserer
Win 3 chainsaw duels.
5