KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
30 ✓ March 9th, 2014
Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
30 ✓ March 6th, 2014
More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
30 ✓ March 6th, 2014
Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
30 ✓ March 8th, 2014
Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
25 ✓ March 15th, 2014
New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
15 ✓ March 5th, 2014
Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
15 ✓ March 15th, 2014
Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
15 ✓ March 9th, 2014
Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
15 ✓ March 15th, 2014
Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.
15 ✓ March 12th, 2014
Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
15 ✓ March 5th, 2014
Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
15 ✓ March 15th, 2014
Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
15 ✓ March 15th, 2014
Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
15 ✓ March 15th, 2014
First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
15 ✓ March 5th, 2014
Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
15 ✓ March 9th, 2014
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
15 ✓ March 15th, 2014
Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
15 ✓ March 15th, 2014
Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
15 ✓ March 9th, 2014
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
15 ✓ March 5th, 2014
Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
15 ✓ March 5th, 2014
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
15 ✓ March 5th, 2014
Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
15 ✓ March 5th, 2014
Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
15 ✓ March 9th, 2014
Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
15 ✓ March 5th, 2014
Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
15 ✓ March 12th, 2014
Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
15 ✓ March 5th, 2014
Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.
15 ✓ March 12th, 2014
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
15 ✓ March 8th, 2014
Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
15 ✓ March 15th, 2014
Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
15 ✓ March 9th, 2014
Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
15 ✓ March 15th, 2014
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
15 ✓ March 5th, 2014
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
15 ✓ March 5th, 2014
You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
15 ✓ March 9th, 2014
Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
15 ✓ March 5th, 2014
Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.
15 ✓ March 9th, 2014
Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
15 ✓ March 6th, 2014
Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
15 ✓ March 8th, 2014
Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
15 ✓ March 5th, 2014
Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
15 ✓ March 4th, 2014
Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
15 ✓ March 15th, 2014
Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
75 
More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
75 
Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.
75 
For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
15 
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
15 
Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
15 
No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
15 
Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
15