Crypto Sutra
Completed all Paths of Enlightenment.
90 ✓ July 28th, 2014
Biochemist
Collected 1000000 Furon DNA.
25 ✓ July 29th, 2014
The Francodyne Connection
Destroyed 15 Francodyne Guards.
25 ✓ July 30th, 2014
Zen Master
Completed all Missions in Shen Long.
25 ✓ July 30th, 2014
Pox's Apprentice
Completed half of the Odd Jobs in the game.
20 ✓ July 29th, 2014
Biologist
Collected 10000 Furon DNA.
20 ✓ July 26th, 2014
High Roller
Completed all story missions in Las Paradiso.
20 ✓ July 26th, 2014
Sleeps with the Fishes
Destroyed 15 Mobsters in Las Paradiso.
20 ✓ July 26th, 2014
Fist of Furon
Destroyed 15 Triads in Shen Long.
20 ✓ July 28th, 2014
Massive Damage
Trashed 500 vehicles.
20 ✓ July 29th, 2014
Destroy All Humans!
Destroyed 1,979 Humans.
20 ✓ July 28th, 2014
Fist Master
Used the Temporal Fist 75 times.
20 ✓ July 28th, 2014
Shock Trooper
Shocked 100 humans with the Zap-O-Matic.
20 ✓ July 26th, 2014
A-Lister
Completed all story missions in Sunnywood.
20 ✓ July 28th, 2014
Proctologist
Probed 100 humans with the Anal Probe.
20 ✓ July 28th, 2014
Horticulturist
Fed 100 humans to the Venus Human Trap.
20 ✓ July 30th, 2014
Furoball Dribbler
Bounced 100 humans with the Superballer.
20 ✓ July 29th, 2014
Flyswatter
Took down 100 airborne enemies with the Seeker Drones.
20 ✓ July 29th, 2014
The 'Wood
Sunnywood - Destroyed "SUNNY" on the Sunnywood sign .
10 ✓ July 27th, 2014
Globeclotter
Sunnywood - Destroyed several humans within 3 seconds with the globe.
10 ✓ July 28th, 2014
Donut Holed
Sunnywood - Threw a civilian through the donut hole.
10 ✓ July 27th, 2014
Definitely Not in Kansas
Shen Long - Unleashed the Tornadotron to throw tons of shipyard crates in the air.
10 ✓ July 29th, 2014
Barge Boomer
Belleville - Destroyed the barges.
10 ✓ July 30th, 2014
Arc de Umph
Belleville - Threw a human above the Arc.
10 ✓ July 30th, 2014
Apocalypse Right Now
Completed all Missions, Odd Jobs, Challenges, and unlocked all Landing Zones.
90 
The Emperor's Agent
Completed all odd jobs in the game.
40 
Furon Commander
Completed all story missions on the 4th Ring of Furon.
35 
Red Scare
Destroyed 25 Red Nexosporidium Warriors on the 4th Ring of Furon.
35 
Big Fromage
Completed all story missions in Belleville.
30 
Sacred Son of Arkvoodle
Activated all of the Landing Zones in each Invasion Site.
30 
Brain Surgeon
Collected 5000000 Furon DNA.
30 
DAHM Master
Found all 8 DAHMs.
25 
THQ 1138
Destroyed 15 Lunarian Thugs in Sunnywood.
20 
Paradiso Pursuer
Found all the Furon Crash Test Dummies in Las Paradiso.
20 
Sunnywood Seeker
Found all the Furon Emperor Statues in Sunnywood.
20 
Shen Long Scout
Found all of Pox's Record Collection in Shen Long.
20 
Belleville Beneficiary
Found all the Furon Nails in Belleville.
20 
Furon Factfinder
Found all the Lava Lamps on the 4th Ring of Furon.
20 
Carnie
Beat the Furon Librarian's high score in all of the Humania Games.
20 
Furon in the Sky
Liquified 100 buildings with the Death Ray.
20 
Pro-Pain
Las Paradiso - Shot a Propane tank cluster to blow up a building.
10 
Monkish Bowling
Shen Long - Used the bowling ball to bowl over at least 3 monks with a single throw.
10