What You Always Wanted
Reached the bottom of The Cave.
25 ✓ December 25th, 2013
Well Done
Witnessed a hot dog cooked with the monster's breath.
10 ✓ January 11th, 2014
Royal Buffet
Spied a King, eaten by a Dragon.
10 ✓ December 25th, 2013
Fire In The Hole
All three characters killed by one Miner's dynamite.
10 ✓ December 31st, 2013
Such Bad Children
Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.
10 ✓ January 11th, 2014
Smells Like Team Spirit
Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.
10 ✓ January 21st, 2014
To Soothe A Savage Beast
Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.
10 ✓ January 21st, 2014
Hazardous Work Environment
Saw someone slip off a ledge in the Missile Silo.
10 ✓ December 24th, 2013
Embrace Impermanence
Got the bridge inside the temple to collapse.
10 ✓ December 24th, 2013
A Midsummer Knight's Thieve
Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.
10 ✓ December 25th, 2013
Funnier Than a Burning Carnival
Enabled the Hillbilly to burn down the Carnival.
10 ✓ December 31st, 2013
It Belongs In a Museum
Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.
10 ✓ January 21st, 2014
God Bless Us, Every One
Stood by and watched as the Twins murdered their parents.
10 ✓ January 11th, 2014
Prevenge
Served as an accessory to the Time Traveler's murder of her enemy's ancestor.
10 ✓ December 24th, 2013
Learn to Stop Worrying
Shared in the blame for the Scientist's act of mass murder.
10 ✓ December 24th, 2013
Grand Theft Karma
Played some dubious role in the Monk's murder of his Master.
10 ✓ December 24th, 2013
Shoplifting
Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.
5 ✓ December 20th, 2013
Who Wants to Live Forever
Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.
40 
Win-win-win-win-win-win-win
Took all characters to the bottom of The Cave. (Player 1 only)
40 
The Whole Story
Unlocked all Cave Paintings. (Player 1 only)
40 
🔐 Redemption
Saw the good in everyone.
25 
🔐 Corruption
Saw the darkness in all our hearts.
25 
Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies
Got a Xavetar fortune for every character. (Player 1 only)
15 
Weight of the Beast
Got the Weight Guess scale to read 666.
10 
Walk Like An Adventurer
Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.
10 
Creamed Corn
Saw every Can of Corn in The Cave destroyed.
10 
Remorse
Saw a postcard returned to the Gift Shop.
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