Perfect Attendance
Play episodes 1-73
73 ✓ May 28th, 2012
The Regis
Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points
50 ✓ May 31st, 2012
Jack Attack Dog
Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up
50 ✓ April 26th, 2012
Vidiot Savant
Get every question right in an episode
50 ✓ April 13th, 2012
Unicorn
Achieve the highest gamer rating
50 ✓ May 16th, 2012
Back Taxes
Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73
40 ✓ May 28th, 2012
Beat a Winner
Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an Xbox LIVE Match
40 ✓ May 12th, 2012
Beast Master
Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
40 ✓ May 4th, 2012
Film in Your Brain
Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
40 ✓ May 16th, 2012
Phatty
Get 10 food questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
40 ✓ May 15th, 2012
Living in the Past
Get 10 history questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
40 ✓ May 4th, 2012
One Teat Short of an Udder
Achieve the second-highest rating
40 ✓ May 16th, 2012
Slack Attack
Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack
37 ✓ April 26th, 2012
Mouth-Breather
Achieve the third-highest rating
30 ✓ May 15th, 2012
DisOrDash
Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds
30 ✓ April 13th, 2012
Genius for a Day
Score at least $30,000 over your average
30 ✓ April 13th, 2012
Incurable Hoarder
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack
30 ✓ June 2nd, 2012
Nest Egghead
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 2
30 ✓ May 28th, 2012
Steaming Stockpile
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 3
30 ✓ June 6th, 2012
Overprize Load
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 4
30 ✓ June 8th, 2012
500,000aire!
Earn $500,000 lifetime
25 ✓ May 28th, 2012
Taking It from Behind
Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack
25 ✓ April 26th, 2012
Map Dancer
Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack
25 ✓ May 31st, 2012
Lit Twit
Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack
25 ✓ May 31st, 2012
Boob Tuber
Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack
25 ✓ May 31st, 2012
Super Know-va
Get 3 astrology questions correct in JACK Pack 2
25 ✓ May 28th, 2012
B Sharp
Get 3 music questions correct in JACK Pack 2
25 ✓ May 28th, 2012
Math Head
Get 3 math questions correct in JACK Pack 2
25 ✓ May 28th, 2012
Wizard of Balls
Get 3 sports questions correct in JACK Pack 3
25 ✓ June 6th, 2012
Past Perfect
Get 3 history questions correct in JACK Pack 3
25 ✓ June 3rd, 2012
Sci Fly
Get 3 science questions correct in JACK Pack 3
25 ✓ June 3rd, 2012
Cock of the Wok
Get 3 food questions correct in JACK Pack 4
25 ✓ June 6th, 2012
Hot Butter
Get 3 movie questions correct in JACK Pack 4
25 ✓ June 6th, 2012
Animal Husband
Get 3 animal questions correct in JACK Pack 4
25 ✓ June 6th, 2012
Menage-a-Quatre
Complete a 4-player match on Xbox LIVE
20 ✓ May 12th, 2012
Virtual Virgin
Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times
20 ✓ April 26th, 2012
Consolation Achievement
Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement
20 ✓ May 27th, 2012
Overconsumer
Listen to all the commercials during the credits
20 ✓ April 13th, 2012
Great Crowd
Laugh at an easy joke
20 ✓ April 26th, 2012
JACK Wrack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack
20 ✓ June 2nd, 2012
JACK Smack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 2
20 ✓ May 28th, 2012
JACK Crack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 3
20 ✓ June 6th, 2012
JACK Sack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 4
20 ✓ June 8th, 2012
DisorDat Destroyer
Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly
15 ✓ April 13th, 2012
Button Banger
Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds
15 ✓ April 13th, 2012
Smelt the Roses
Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second
15 ✓ April 13th, 2012
Enscrewsiast
Screw 50 times
15 ✓ May 27th, 2012
Lose to a Loser
Lose an Xbox LIVE match to someone with a rating at or below Dullard
15 ✓ May 12th, 2012
Social Outcast
Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights
15 ✓ January 1st, 1753
100,000aire!
Earn $100,000 lifetime
10 ✓ April 13th, 2012
My First Time
Screw someone for the first time
10 ✓ April 26th, 2012
Always a Bridesmaid
Come in second place 5 times in multiplayer games
10 ✓ May 12th, 2012
Turncoat
Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America
10 ✓ July 4th, 2012
Discover Gauntlet of Fire
Find the very important gauntlet of fire
10 ✓ May 12th, 2012
Birth Certificate
Create a contestant
5 ✓ April 13th, 2012
DisOrDat Participation Award
Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds
5 ✓ April 13th, 2012
It's Just More of This
Finish an episode
5 ✓ April 13th, 2012
The Game's Half Full
Play episodes 1-36
5 ✓ May 16th, 2012
The Game's Half Empty
Play episodes 1-37
5 ✓ May 16th, 2012
Quick-Draw McDumbass
Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times
5 ✓ April 26th, 2012