The Big Sneak
Got way too deep in the underground shoe game.
200 ✓ May 5th, 2025
8.3% · Rare
The Giant Block of Horm
Used a hideous block of processed meat to make someone laugh.
200 ✓ May 6th, 2025
5.8% · Rare
The Old Switcheroo
Took Ted's briefcase without participating in his contest.
100 ✓ May 6th, 2025
7.6% · Rare
The Stickiest Situation
Show a complete sticker collection to a fellow collector.
100 ✓ May 6th, 2025
2.4% · Rare
The Whole Truth
Phoned your mom in every town, parking lot, and hotel you could.
99 ✓ May 6th, 2025
11.7% · Common
The Big Con
Finished your adventure and told your mom everything.
94 ✓ May 6th, 2025
14.2% · Common
The Best Friend Shuffle
Called Mari from the road and she actually picked up this time.
50 ✓ May 6th, 2025
14.9% · Common
THE RADDEST ACHIEVEMENT EVER
This is a higher score than anyone on the dev team ever has or ever will achieve.
50 ✓ May 4th, 2025
3.1% · Rare
The Bandcamp Bait 'n Switch
Got on a bus to save your video store from loan sharks.
25 ✓ May 4th, 2025
39.2% · Common
The Burblo Boondoggle
Grabbed enough money for a train ticket.
25 ✓ May 4th, 2025
30.0% · Common
The Hormliner Hustle
Conned more money than Ted on your way up the train.
25 ✓ May 5th, 2025
25.5% · Common
The Skater
Challenged an adventurer and won... sort of?
25 ✓ May 6th, 2025
6.8% · Rare
The Kabaczky Confusion
Stole a lot of money from... the Kabaczkys.
25 ✓ May 6th, 2025
17.2% · Common
The Three Kids In A Trench Coat
Helped some mysterious strangers complete their collection.
25 ✓ May 6th, 2025
2.5% · Rare
The Desert Dialtone
Took a wrong turn in the desert and found a little guidance.
25 ✓ May 6th, 2025
16.7% · Common
A Radder Achievement
WHOA, how did you do that?
25 ✓ May 4th, 2025
3.5% · Rare
The Suit-Up Surprise
Snuck your way into a casino, dressed for success.
25 ✓ May 6th, 2025
14.8% · Common
The Casino Case-Out
Saved Linda's Video from Ricky.
25 ✓ May 6th, 2025
14.3% · Common
That's a Good Flungus
Helped a well-meaning stockbroker with a thoroughly-researched tip.
20 ✓ May 5th, 2025
20.7% · Common
The Joker
Coached a comedian for his big stage show, but respectfully did not attend.
20 ✓ May 5th, 2025
17.2% · Common
The Smoker
Taught a smoker that smoking isn't cool, but giving money to strangers is.
20 ✓ May 6th, 2025
13.7% · Common
The Lover
Helped reunite two distant lovers, even if one of them was kinda annoying.
20 ✓ May 6th, 2025
12.5% · Common
The Periwinkle Takeover
Witnessed a town of people wear the next great fashion craze.
20 ✓ May 6th, 2025
12.0% · Common
The Squeaky Stranger
Helped a strange, cheese-obsessed person find a connection in this crazy, mixed-up world.
20 ✓ May 6th, 2025
3.0% · Rare
The Legitimate Hustle
Rewound tapes for money and earned back everything they took from you.
15 ✓ May 4th, 2025
26.8% · Common
The Heatstroke Hallucination
Got lost and found the worst place on earth.
15 ✓ May 6th, 2025
15.6% · Common
The Dusty Toss
Was politely asked to leave a moving train.
15 ✓ May 5th, 2025
24.2% · Common
The Huxtor's Finest
Got caught once too many times in the Huxtor.
15 ✓ May 6th, 2025
13.3% · Common
The Film Buff
Found 6 VHS tapes hidden throughout the game.
15 ✓ May 6th, 2025
3.0% · Rare
The Changebreaker
Learned how to make something out of nothing with a little changebreaking magic.
15 ✓ May 4th, 2025
32.1% · Common
A Rad Achievement
Whoa, that's a pretty rad score you got on Rad Skater.
15 ✓ May 4th, 2025
5.8% · Rare
Lorgo and the Flungus
Learned about how the stock market works.
10 ✓ May 5th, 2025
25.0% · Common
The Last Minute Birthday Party
Helped the collector realize he's kind of a cool guy.
10 ✓ May 6th, 2025
7.8% · Rare
The Protectionist
Became friends with Murray, while he shook people down in Las Venganza.
10 ✓ May 6th, 2025
15.3% · Common
The Fraudster
Stole some wallets for Myrna. Wonder what she's gonna do with those...
10 ✓ May 5th, 2025
18.5% · Common
The Watcher
Got a Gold Fanny Pack for Dan as a thanks for spying on the locals.
10 ✓ May 5th, 2025
18.7% · Common
The Big Cornucopia
Helped the grocer remember the old days.
10 ✓ May 4th, 2025
3.6% · Rare
The Flin Flon Flimflam
Stole an out-of-state drivers license from some guy from Saskatchewan.
10 ✓ May 5th, 2025
14.6% · Common
The Taking Candy from a Baby
Like taking candy from a baby...'s over protective mom.
8 ✓ May 4th, 2025
21.5% · Common
The Truth
Told your mom the truth, it's her fault if she doesn't believe you, right?
5 ✓ May 5th, 2025
10.4% · Common
The Tape Never Lies
Called Mari from the road and played it real cool.
5 ✓ May 4th, 2025
27.3% · Common
The Collector's Gambit
Met the collector and added to his collection. What does he do with this stuff?
5 ✓ May 4th, 2025
19.8% · Common
Sticky Fingers Lisbon
Found some additions to your sticker collection in your home town.
5 ✓ May 4th, 2025
12.1% · Common
Sticky Fingers Mallton
Found some additions to your sticker collection in a huge mall.
5 ✓ May 4th, 2025
13.9% · Common
Sticky Fingers Midlands Hormliner
Found some additions to your sticker collection on a moving train.
5 ✓ May 5th, 2025
11.2% · Common
Sticky Fingers Las Venganza
Found some additions to your sticker collection in a big city.
5 ✓ May 5th, 2025
3.2% · Rare
Sticky Fingers Las Venganza Revisted
Found some MORE additions to your sticker collection in a big city.
5 ✓ May 6th, 2025
4.1% · Rare
Sticky Fingers Casino
Found some additions to your sticker collection in a bustling casino.
5 ✓ May 6th, 2025
10.0% · Rare
The Video Store Employee
Showed up to work kinda sorta on time.
5 ✓ May 3rd, 2025
77.3% · Common
Sticky Fingers Perdido
Found some additions to your sticker collection in a weird desert.
2 ✓ May 6th, 2025
13.6% · Common
Third Time's a Flungus
Honestly, we just wanted you to hear the word Flungus one more time.
1 ✓ May 5th, 2025
20.3% · Common
The First Timer
Who knew it could be this easy?
1 ✓ May 4th, 2025
45.6% · Common