Strapped In
Create a proper strapped money pack like a real pro.
50 ✓ February 20th, 2026
90.0% · Common
Oinkvestment
Send your first deposit to the Piggy Bank.
50 ✓ March 1st, 2026
69.4% · Common
🔐 Out of Bounds
Leave the system on your own terms. We see you, rebel. And we kinda like it.
90 16.1% · Common
Certified Ending Enthusiast
Complete the story and reach an ending. Play it once. Overthink it forever.
90 30.8% · Common
Made It, Ma!
Reach reputation level 25. Started from the bottom. Flexing at the top.
90 41.5% · Common
Blockbuster
Wrap a full money block in plastic.
90 45.2% · Common
Rainmaker
Purchase the holy grail of flex: the moneygun.
90 33.5% · Common
Money to Burn
Set $100,000 on fire. Could’ve funded an indie game. But hey — watching it burn is art too.
90 26.0% · Common
Goal Met, Pig Fed
Hit your savings milestone. All oinks aside — well done.
90 35.1% · Common
Notes of Anarchy
Own every piece of rebellious currency art.
90 13.0% · Common
🔐 Slam Dunk Kingpin
Score 200 hoops. NBA is shaking.
90 13.9% · Common
🔐 Cut to the Chase
Avoid the ink by ignoring instructions. Classic you.
90 59.7% · Common
Express Delivery
Send $1,000,000 through your shady delivery network.
50 26.4% · Common
Order of the Hundreds
Complete 100 orders. At this point, you don’t need a medal. You need a union.
50 18.9% · Common
🔐 Purr Agreement
Pet the cat. You've just made a very powerful friend.
50 26.7% · Common
🔐 Quantum Catastrophe
Find the cat!! Open the box. Confirm the cat’s... overwhelming aliveness.
50 27.9% · Common
Marked and Muted
Sort 1,000 marked bills using the bill sorter. Some bills scream “trap”. You shut them up.
50 22.4% · Common
Exhibit M
Complete the compendium of marked bills. Some people collect art. You collect evidence.
50 15.1% · Common
Laundromat Inc.
Use a coin to wash your stuff in the industrial washer.
50 28.6% · Common
Foam Party for One
Remove every type of stain using foam at the workbench.
50 6.3% · Rare
Heads or Tales
Fill the compendium with every type of coin. Chance writes the tale. You wrote the ending.
50 7.7% · Rare
Small Change, Big Order
Sort 1,000 coins using the coin sorter. Big results often come from small change.
50 22.9% · Common
Index Zero
Attach your first warehouse label. Sticking with progress. Because order doesn’t organize itself.
50 20.5% · Common
Roll Call
Assemble your first coin roll. From pocket chaos to perfect formation.
50 19.6% · Common
A Perfect Pair
Buy a second speaker. One for the grind, one for the unwind.
50 12.6% · Common
Detective
Find all UV images. Apparently, ultraviolet makes everything confess.
50 7.1% · Rare