Stop! Stop! They're already dead
Win a match by 100 points
75 ✓ August 17th, 2026
40.0% · Common
Jank Division
Win a match of Pro Jank Footy
20 ✓ August 17th, 2026
61.7% · Common
I Don't Like Competition
Play the Kick to Kick mode
10 ✓ August 17th, 2026
46.4% · Common
On Target
Score a goal
10 ✓ August 17th, 2026
72.1% · Common
That's Enough Of That
Complete all achievements
200 1.2% · Rare
Losing Is Fun
Win a game with the lower score
80 2.3% · Rare
What Game Is This?
Win a match playing a different game
50 17.8% · Common
Pro Jank Slam
Win a match without scoring a goal or behind
50 1.1% · Rare
Pro Jank Champion
Complete a Season of Pro Jank Footy
30 12.5% · Common
Sharpshooter
Hit the goalpost 10 times in a single match
30 1.1% · Rare
Dynasty
Complete a Season of Pro Jank Footy without conceding a single quarter
30 12.5% · Common
They're All The Same
Complete a match of Pro Jank Footy with every team
30 1.7% · Rare
Super Friends
Have every superstar player on your team during a single match
30 0.8% · Rare
On A Roll
Win 10 matches of Pro Jank Footy
30 19.4% · Common
Don't Make Me Hate The Game
Win 50 matches of Pro Jank Footy
30 1.9% · Rare
Storm The Oval
Score 1000 goals
30 1.0% · Rare
So Close, So Far
Lose the final match in Season Mode
25 2.7% · Rare
Royal Show
Get Lolly Bag, Shopping Bag and Showbag in a single match
20 1.1% · Rare
Full Bin
Win a match by only collecting rubbish
20 1.1% · Rare
Never Picking That Again
Win a match with the Sore Neck power
20 6.9% · Rare
Record Breaker
Score more than 239 points in a match
20 23.2% · Common
Scratched My Car
Hit a Shopping Trolley with Dad's Car
20 1.7% · Rare
Heating Up
Score 100 goals
20 14.9% · Common
Golden Goal
Win a match by kicking the golden goal
15 10.5% · Common
Civil War
Get hit by a seagull while playing as a seagull
15 17.9% · Common
Full Tummy
Eat 10 Meat Pies in a single match
15 6.8% · Rare
Late Night Shopping
Tackle a shopping trolley
15 21.1% · Common
Air Freshener
Eat 100 Meat Pies
15 6.8% · Rare
Father's Day
Win a match with Someone's Dad
15 6.7% · Rare
Only Footy Is The Winner
Finish a match in a draw
10 19.4% · Common
Gambling Sucks
Lose score with Spin the Wheel
10 12.1% · Common
I Don't Like Fun
Win a match of Normal Footy
10 23.8% · Common