Stick That In Your Archive
Now what?
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Come On Down!
Pachinko parlors are calling your name.
30 
Master Collector
You have collected all the Matt Hazard Game Boxes! I bet you still collect molds and fungi too.
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Score!
Score! You have reached 500,000.
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Houston, we have Perfection
That was a perfect landing, and the ship has no damage. Congratulations!
20 
My Buddy and Me
You have a buddy who helped you beat the game. Remember this moment together.
15 
Half Way There
Half way there, come on, you can do it!
10 
Its Aboot Time
You Completed "Oh. Canada." in 12 minutes without skates.
10 
Lights Out
Remind me not to take you to the Outer Banks of North Carolina.
10 
Smooth Sailing
You completed "The Hate Boat" without using a continue. That was smooth sailing.
10 
With Honor
You mean you have to use your hands?
10 
Your Life For Mine
You stole a life! That's like murder.
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