Furon Commander
Completed all story missions on the 4th Ring of Furon.
35 ✓ July 11th, 2011
Big Fromage
Completed all story missions in Belleville.
30 ✓ July 10th, 2011
Brain Surgeon
Collected 5000000 Furon DNA.
30 ✓ July 11th, 2011
Biochemist
Collected 1000000 Furon DNA.
25 ✓ July 9th, 2011
The Francodyne Connection
Destroyed 15 Francodyne Guards.
25 ✓ July 9th, 2011
Zen Master
Completed all Missions in Shen Long.
25 ✓ July 9th, 2011
Biologist
Collected 10000 Furon DNA.
20 ✓ July 9th, 2011
High Roller
Completed all story missions in Las Paradiso.
20 ✓ July 9th, 2011
Sleeps with the Fishes
Destroyed 15 Mobsters in Las Paradiso.
20 ✓ July 9th, 2011
THQ 1138
Destroyed 15 Lunarian Thugs in Sunnywood.
20 ✓ July 9th, 2011
Fist of Furon
Destroyed 15 Triads in Shen Long.
20 ✓ July 9th, 2011
Destroy All Humans!
Destroyed 1,979 Humans.
20 ✓ July 9th, 2011
Shock Trooper
Shocked 100 humans with the Zap-O-Matic.
20 ✓ July 9th, 2011
A-Lister
Completed all story missions in Sunnywood.
20 ✓ July 9th, 2011
Definitely Not in Kansas
Shen Long - Unleashed the Tornadotron to throw tons of shipyard crates in the air.
10 ✓ July 9th, 2011
Apocalypse Right Now
Completed all Missions, Odd Jobs, Challenges, and unlocked all Landing Zones.
90 
Crypto Sutra
Completed all Paths of Enlightenment.
90 
The Emperor's Agent
Completed all odd jobs in the game.
40 
Red Scare
Destroyed 25 Red Nexosporidium Warriors on the 4th Ring of Furon.
35 
Sacred Son of Arkvoodle
Activated all of the Landing Zones in each Invasion Site.
30 
DAHM Master
Found all 8 DAHMs.
25 
Pox's Apprentice
Completed half of the Odd Jobs in the game.
20 
Massive Damage
Trashed 500 vehicles.
20 
Paradiso Pursuer
Found all the Furon Crash Test Dummies in Las Paradiso.
20 
Sunnywood Seeker
Found all the Furon Emperor Statues in Sunnywood.
20 
Shen Long Scout
Found all of Pox's Record Collection in Shen Long.
20 
Belleville Beneficiary
Found all the Furon Nails in Belleville.
20 
Furon Factfinder
Found all the Lava Lamps on the 4th Ring of Furon.
20 
Fist Master
Used the Temporal Fist 75 times.
20 
Carnie
Beat the Furon Librarian's high score in all of the Humania Games.
20 
Proctologist
Probed 100 humans with the Anal Probe.
20 
Horticulturist
Fed 100 humans to the Venus Human Trap.
20 
Furoball Dribbler
Bounced 100 humans with the Superballer.
20 
Furon in the Sky
Liquified 100 buildings with the Death Ray.
20 
Flyswatter
Took down 100 airborne enemies with the Seeker Drones.
20 
Pro-Pain
Las Paradiso - Shot a Propane tank cluster to blow up a building.
10 
The 'Wood
Sunnywood - Destroyed "SUNNY" on the Sunnywood sign .
10 
Globeclotter
Sunnywood - Destroyed several humans within 3 seconds with the globe.
10 
Donut Holed
Sunnywood - Threw a civilian through the donut hole.
10 
Monkish Bowling
Shen Long - Used the bowling ball to bowl over at least 3 monks with a single throw.
10 
Barge Boomer
Belleville - Destroyed the barges.
10 
Arc de Umph
Belleville - Threw a human above the Arc.
10