New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
15 ✓ March 4th, 2014
First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
15 ✓ March 4th, 2014
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
15 ✓ March 7th, 2014
Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
15 ✓ March 9th, 2014
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
15 ✓ March 4th, 2014
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
15 ✓ March 4th, 2014
Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
15 ✓ March 10th, 2014
Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
75 
More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
75 
Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.
75 
🔐 KKK Hero
Defeat Kyle in battle.
30 
Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
30 
More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
30 
🔐 Elven Hero
Defeat Cartman in battle.
30 
🔐 Stick Savior
Defeat Princess Kenny and Recover the Stick of Truth.
25 
Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
15 
Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
15 
For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
15 
🔐 Face Hoff
Defeat Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
15 
Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.
15 
Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
15 
🔐 Acceptance
Name yourself Douchebag.
15 
Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
15 
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
15 
🔐 Two Girls, One Stick
Defeat Princess Kenny while in your Makeover disguise.
15 
Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
15 
Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
15 
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
15 
🔐 Outpatient
Defeat Kenny while sick with Dire AIDS.
15 
🔐 Perverted
Watch your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
15 
Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
15 
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
15 
No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
15 
Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
15 
Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
15 
Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
15 
Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
15 
Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.
15 
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
15 
Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
15 
🔐 Too Far
Fart on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
15 
Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
15 
You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
15 
Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.
15 
🔐 Nonconformist
Befriend the Goths, just like everyone else playing this game.
15 
Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
15 
Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
15 
Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
15 
Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
15 
🔐 Inside Joke
Summon Mr. Slave while in Mr. Slave's colon.
15