Dalai llama
Clear 2 areas without using a weapon
80 ✓ March 28th, 2021
1.2% · Rare
Dead-eye Dick
Clear 10 sections without missing a shot
50 ✓ March 28th, 2021
0.9% · Rare
Llama Slayer
Kill ovar 9000 llamas
40 ✓ December 9th, 2025
10.1% · Common
Momentary peasantry
Get the framerate down to peasant-level
30 ✓ March 28th, 2021
32.2% · Common
Blood on the rocks
Make 1000 ice cubes
20 ✓ December 9th, 2025
6.6% · Rare
Clean-up crew
Wash the camera 5 times
20 ✓ March 28th, 2021
47.3% · Common
No Probllama
Kill 30 llamas
10 ✓ March 28th, 2021
91.5% · Common
Llama Curfew
Knock over 50 street-lights
10 ✓ March 28th, 2021
35.5% · Common
Smooth Operator
Destroy 20 phone booths
10 ✓ March 28th, 2021
14.2% · Common
There are many like it, but this one is mine
Unlock your first weapon
10 ✓ March 28th, 2021
71.2% · Common
Shanty Saviour
Complete District 3
190 2.5% · Rare
Llamacide
Kill the entire US & Canada llama population
130 0.6% · Rare
Perkolator
Unlock every perk
100 0.9% · Rare
Gun Bunny
Unlock every weapon
100 1.1% · Rare
Down with printed media!
Destroy 200 magazine stands
50 1.6% · Rare
War-torn Wanderer
Complete District 2
40 4.7% · Rare
Downtown Deliverer
Complete District 1
40 10.6% · Common
Green Peace
Extinguish 10 llamas that are on fire
30 10.0% · Common
I get knocked down, but I get up again
Revive a friend
20 7.9% · Rare
Mech in a china shop
Cause $100,000,000 of damage to the world
20 0.6% · Rare