Keeping it Polished
Defeat the three Meat Bulbs on "Tower" without getting hit by a yellow light pillar.
35 ✓ September 14th, 2024
46.2% · Common
Ascension to Madness
Complete "Tower" on any difficulty.
15 ✓ September 14th, 2024
65.2% · Common
Anyway, I Started Blastin'
Take the first shot in the game.
15 ✓ September 12th, 2024
89.1% · Common
Strolling Through the Forest
Complete "Forest" on any difficulty.
5 ✓ September 12th, 2024
75.7% · Common
To Fight Another Day
Beat the game on any difficulty.
70 37.5% · Common
Slayer of Meat
Earn every other Achievement in the game.
70 9.1% · Rare
Lunar Conqueror
Complete "Moon" on any difficulty.
45 39.3% · Common
Just Walking My Dog
Complete "City" within 10 minutes on Hard difficulty.
45 9.9% · Rare
Always on the Move
Finish a level without remaining idle for a total of 1 minute.
45 13.9% · Common
🔐 Right of Passage
Defeat Yuri Markov without jumping to any of the left side bodies.
45 11.9% · Common
🔐 You Crazy Fool!
You fail to escape the collapsing Moon Base.
45 12.9% · Common
Reversal of Fate
Complete every level in the game with the "Sasha" Skin.
45 13.1% · Common
Check My Credentials
Reach the maximum Rank.
35 11.2% · Common
Destruction of Property
Defeat the Monster House on "City" after destroying all four Meat Generators.
35 37.7% · Common
The Results of My Training
Complete "Tower" on Normal or higher difficulty without losing a single life.
35 10.4% · Common
Lend Me Your Strength!
Finish "Forest" without letting any friendly items from allies touch the ground.
35 11.6% · Common
🔐 Lunar Olympics
Escape the collapsing Moon Base within 40 seconds.
35 12.2% · Common
Package is Secure
Complete "Train" without destroying any boxes.
35 49.4% · Common
Based
Complete "Base" on any difficulty.
35 48.2% · Common
Iron Blooded
Defeat the Iron Meat on "Moon Base" on any difficulty.
30 38.1% · Common
Concentrate Your Fire!
Defeat the Monster House on "City" without destroying more than one Meat Generator.
30 14.0% · Common
Eye See You!
Defeat the Meat Prophet on "Moon" without destroying any of the eyeball turrets.
30 18.9% · Common
Quickdraw
On "City", destroy the first Meat Car without letting a Sniper shoot.
30 11.6% · Common
Through the Gate
Complete "Skyscraper" on any difficulty.
20 40.7% · Common
Saboteurs Fly Free
Complete "Sky" on any difficulty.
20 44.3% · Common
And Stay Out!
Destroy all the doors on "Tower".
15 63.0% · Common
Unsanitary Conditions
Destroy a full Meat Chain on "Tower".
15 62.4% · Common
🔐 The Last Man on the Moon
Escape the Moon Base as it's exploding.
15 38.1% · Common
...Why?
Destroy all the engines on the airship. (Are you not afraid to fall?)
15 16.2% · Common
I'll Be Back
Get to the "Game Over" screen for the first time. Your sacrifice will not be in vain.
15 72.2% · Common
Swimming in Fire
Complete "City" on any difficulty.
10 41.9% · Common
Questionable Allegiance
Complete "Forest" without destroying any Meat turrets.
10 15.9% · Common
Longing for Home
Remain idle for 1 minute on "Moon" with Earth visible in the background.
10 15.4% · Common
Lights OUT!
Destroy every letter on the "LEVEL CLEAR" sign.
5 29.8% · Common
Unwelcome Passengers
Complete "Train" on any difficulty.
5 58.3% · Common