You blew it!
Failed a date.
10 ✓ July 25th, 2020
89.4% · Common
Moooom! Somebody likes me!
Matched a date on Linger
5 ✓ July 25th, 2020
93.4% · Common
Smooth Criminal
Got 3 stars with all the dates
50 50.2% · Common
What do we do now?
Unlocked all the achievements from My Name is Mayo!
50 54.7% · Common
Expert Datemeister
Dated all dates!
40 58.6% · Common
An ingredient to rule them all
Hit 10000 times!
40 56.6% · Common
Duck killed!
Got killed by Nicole
20 69.7% · Common
Poking around
Tapped the Mayonnaise
20 63.5% · Common
Proud of your work!
Discovered Johnny's true job in Sarah's date.
20 48.6% · Common
I'm just a mayo.
Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)
20 59.1% · Common
A Mime?
In the end... (Hit this 50 times)
20 59.9% · Common
Don't put your massage in crazy, man
Got three stars with Janein
10 62.4% · Common
Moooossagy!
Got three stars with Dorothy
10 65.3% · Common
I hope that's ectoplasm
Got three stars with Anne
10 61.7% · Common
Real people are overrated.
Got three stars with Papu Aiye
10 61.2% · Common
Cupcake delight!
Got three stars with Cake-chan
10 60.9% · Common
A job of hands
Got three stars with Tiffany
10 53.7% · Common
Tutorial with a happy ending
Got a massagy with Rial
10 88.1% · Common
Careful with the claws
Got a massagy with Nicole
10 80.2% · Common
Gotta love these app features
Got a massagy with Martha
10 70.0% · Common
That's… a lot of toys
Got a massagy with Sarah
10 68.6% · Common
Slippery everywhere
Got a massagy with Mayo
10 69.5% · Common
It hurts so gooood...
Got a massagy with Janein
10 75.5% · Common
What a dairy experience
Got a massagy with Dorothy
10 68.1% · Common
Who you gonna massage?
Got a massagy with Anne
10 67.0% · Common
How does this even work?
Got a massagy with Papu Aiye
10 64.8% · Common
Butter me up!
Got a massagy with Cake-chan
10 59.9% · Common
One-handed rough n' tough
Get a massagy with Tiffany
10 58.7% · Common
It's something...
Got two stars in a date.
10 88.0% · Common
You'll be alone forever...
Failed 20 dates.
10 53.4% · Common
20th century diet
Hit 350 times!
10 80.7% · Common
Go eat cake
Hit 500 times!
10 79.1% · Common
Nosey Caesar
Hit 550 times!
10 78.1% · Common
Club
Hit 700 times!
10 76.9% · Common
Short timer
Hit 1500 times!
10 70.9% · Common
Knee record
Hit 3000 times!
10 65.5% · Common
Venus-wise
Hit 5000 times!
10 62.0% · Common
*The Crow movie pun*
Hit 8000 times!
10 57.2% · Common
You beat the Tuto-Rial!
Got three stars with Rial
10 77.7% · Common
Red Bikini!
This will cheer you up! (Hit Mayo 75 times)
10 84.2% · Common
Cheetah
Wear the bikini. (Hit this 50 times)
10 72.8% · Common
Topless!
Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times)
10 68.6% · Common
Crème a la Mayo
Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times)
10 66.5% · Common
Banana!
Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)
10 64.7% · Common
Potato!
Banana? (Hit this 300 times)
10 63.2% · Common
Catsup
Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)
10 62.3% · Common
Red Cheetah
Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)
10 61.4% · Common
Elephant fun times!
Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)
10 60.3% · Common
Awoo!
Got three stars with Nicole
10 61.8% · Common
Balls of yarn
Amazing Story (150 hits)
10 83.1% · Common
Rain
Spin the yarn. (Hit this 50 times)
10 69.0% · Common
Z's
Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times)
10 64.9% · Common
Blonde bombshell!
Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)
10 63.1% · Common
Cheesy Rap
Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)
10 62.3% · Common
Catch my cold!
Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)
10 61.2% · Common
Screwed
Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)
10 60.8% · Common
Vanished...
Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)
10 60.2% · Common
Young Boy
I am Mayonnaise (90 hits)
10 83.9% · Common
Mother trucker!
Got three stars with Martha
10 62.6% · Common
Rock Star!
Young soul. (Hit this 10 times)
10 71.9% · Common
Dad
Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times)
10 67.2% · Common
Ordinary
Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)
10 65.0% · Common
Identity issues...
Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)
10 62.8% · Common
Best Seller
It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)
10 62.4% · Common
Glam Rock
Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)
10 61.6% · Common
Support!
While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)
10 60.6% · Common
Something important
A Story About Life. (120 hits)
10 83.5% · Common
The Box of Love
Something important. (10 hits, follow the life)
10 70.6% · Common
Sugar daddy time!
Got three stars with Sarah
10 70.1% · Common
Just kidding...
The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life)
10 65.7% · Common
Move
Just kidding... (10 hits, follow the life)
10 63.8% · Common
Muscles
Move. (10 hits, follow the life)
10 63.0% · Common
Part of life
Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life)
10 62.6% · Common
Philosophy
Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life)
10 62.3% · Common
Talking about life
Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)
10 61.8% · Common
I am Mayonnaise!
Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)
10 61.6% · Common
Watch the colesterol
Got three stars with Mayo
10 71.3% · Common
Nope!
Rejected a date on Linger!
5 92.5% · Common
You win some, you lose some!
Failed 5 dates.
5 74.1% · Common
Eh, it was serviceable
Got a low intensity massagy
5 69.1% · Common
Yo, where's your mojo?
Failed 10 dates.
5 64.2% · Common
You can see the hits!
Hit the Mayo 5 times!
5 85.7% · Common
No brainer
Hit 20 times!
5 85.4% · Common
Trimmed hearts
Hit 50 times!
5 85.0% · Common
Yes yes yes!
Got a high intensity massagy
5 89.6% · Common
Micro downsizing
Hit 200 times!
5 82.9% · Common