King of the Jungle
Obtain title of MARKHOR
80 ✓ August 31st, 2015
It Ain't Easy Being Green
Find all 64 Kerotans
80 ✓ August 31st, 2015
A Cut Above
Beat the Tanker and Plant chapters on any difficulty
50 ✓ July 30th, 2012
Like a Boss
Finish the game on any difficulty
50 ✓ August 31st, 2015
PEACE WALKER
Finish game without killing anyone
30 ✓ August 31st, 2015
Who Ya Gonna Call?
Take a clear photograph of the ghost image in Hold No. 2
20 ✓ November 10th, 2011
Believe It or Not
Catch a Tsuchinoko (mythical serpent)
20 ✓ August 28th, 2015
Fashionista
Find every type of camouflage
20 ✓ August 31st, 2015
Only Skin Deep
Find every type of face paint
20 ✓ August 31st, 2015
Lights Out
Defeat Olga Gurlukovich
15 ✓ November 10th, 2011
Party's Over
Defeat Fatman
15 ✓ November 10th, 2011
No-Fly Zone
Destroy the AV-88 Harrier II
15 ✓ July 29th, 2012
No Ray, José
Defeat Metal Gear RAY
15 ✓ July 30th, 2012
Another Snake Bites the Dust
Defeat Solidus Snake
15 ✓ July 30th, 2012
Vampire Slayer
Defeat Vamp
15 ✓ July 30th, 2012
Down in Smoke
Disorient an enemy with a cloud of smoke from a fire extinguisher
10 ✓ November 10th, 2011
Snake Beater
Get caught by Otacon stimulating yourself
10 ✓ November 10th, 2011
Spaghetti Cinema
Meet Revolver
10 ✓ November 10th, 2011
Steel Grip
Attain grip level 3
10 ✓ November 10th, 2011
Sexting
Send Otacon a picture of the marine with no pants
10 ✓ July 27th, 2012
Young Gun
Submit Ocelot
10 ✓ September 4th, 2012
Pain Relief
Defeat The Pain
10 ✓ April 2nd, 2014
If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It
Defeat The Fear
10 ✓ August 28th, 2015
The End
Defeat The End
10 ✓ August 28th, 2015
Houston, We HAD a Problem
Defeat The Fury
10 ✓ August 29th, 2015
I Think You Need a Hug, E
Find Emma Emmerich
10 ✓ July 30th, 2012
River of Pain
Defeat The Sorrow
10 ✓ August 30th, 2015
Shagadelic
Defeat Shagohod
10 ✓ August 31st, 2015
Grounded
Defeat Volgin in a fist fight
10 ✓ August 30th, 2015
The Patriot
Defeat The Boss
10 ✓ August 31st, 2015
Mama Said
CQC Slam a guard and knock him out
10 ✓ August 1st, 2012
Like He Just Doesn't Care
CQC Hold up an enemy
10 ✓ August 1st, 2012
Snake Eyes
See all of the first-person views that are not indicated by the RB button icon
10 ✓ August 31st, 2015
Ralph Called
Make Snake throw up
10 ✓ August 1st, 2012
Can I Keep It?
Capture any animal alive
10 ✓ August 1st, 2012
Snake Eater
Eat a snake of any type
10 ✓ August 1st, 2012
A Good Man Is Hard to Find
Achieve a camouflage index of 100%
10 ✓ August 28th, 2015
Problem Solved, Series Over
Create the Ocelot Time Paradox
10 ✓ September 4th, 2012
Rent Money
Beat 30 enemies unconscious
10 ✓ July 29th, 2012
Piece of Cake
Complete a VR or Alternative mission
10 ✓ July 27th, 2012
Johnny on the Spot
Hear Johnny's bowel noises in two locations
10 ✓ July 30th, 2012
Kissing Booth
Kiss a poster in a locker
10 ✓ November 10th, 2011
Great Dane
Collect all dog tags
80 
Virtually Impossible
Complete all VR and Alternative missions
80 
No Boss of Mine
Complete Boss Survival
30 
Tell Me a Tale
Complete all Snake Tales
30 
The Early End
Kill The End before the boss battle
20 
Close Shave
CQC Slit an enemy's throat
10 
Don't Taze Me, Bro
Tranquilize 100 enemies
10 
Nothing Personal
Break the neck of 30 enemies
10