Subsidy Sam
If you want to get something done, you subsidize it.
60 ✓ September 11th, 2024
18.0% · Common
Healthy Living
A healthy nation, is a happy and productive nation (probably).
60 ✓ September 12th, 2024
12.4% · Common
Spotlight Junkie
Could you spend 5 minutes away from every media platform to just run the country? Please?!?
60 ✓ September 10th, 2024
44.0% · Common
Cult Of Personality
The dictionary definition of personality is a picture of YOU!
20 ✓ September 12th, 2024
14.5% · Common
Intergalactic Socialism
Bust out the cosmonaut outfits, this socialist utopia is going into orbit.
20 ✓ September 12th, 2024
9.7% · Rare
Festival Of Firearms
We now have more guns in the country than we do dogs, cats, people and birds combined.
20 ✓ September 10th, 2024
11.2% · Common
The All Seeing State
Obviously only people who have something to hide have any real reason to fear the gaze of the state.
20 ✓ September 12th, 2024
7.3% · Rare
Infrastructure Addict
Transport is bigger and better! Space program is bigger and better! Prisons are bigger and better!
20 ✓ September 12th, 2024
8.2% · Rare
No Salad Left Behind
You can judge a society by what they eat, our society is as healthy as they come.
20 ✓ September 12th, 2024
7.2% · Rare
Workers Wonderland
Short hours, high wages and agreeable working practices make this a paradise for people in work!
20 ✓ September 12th, 2024
7.1% · Rare
Silicon Paradise
The geek shall inherit the earth! Or make everyday life quite difficult without their inventions.
20 ✓ September 12th, 2024
6.8% · Rare
Strong Arm Of The Law
Strong on crime, strong on the causes of crime.
20 ✓ September 12th, 2024
8.3% · Rare
Living In The Future
High speed internet, High technology, a decent space program and driverless cars.
20 ✓ September 12th, 2024
7.2% · Rare
Secret State
Who are we to tell you what to do? Oh, that's right we're a brutal, authoritarian regime.
20 ✓ September 11th, 2024
8.6% · Rare
Lonely At The Top
Just keep saying to yourself “Winners don’t quit” and add them to the autobiography hit list.
20 ✓ September 10th, 2024
16.5% · Common
Wrapped In The Flag
50% of our country is now draped in, in the shadow of, or actually made from flags.
20 ✓ September 12th, 2024
8.4% · Rare
Academic Paradise
People use terms like 'technocracy' to describe your efforts to build a super educated population.
60 9.0% · Rare
Shuffle Meister
Do all of your ministerial offices come with revolving doors fitted as standard?
60 8.8% · Rare
Bulletproof Politics
It’s astonishing how many times an assassin's bullet has failed to achieve its objective.
20 6.6% · Rare
Ignorance Is Bliss
Congratulations, here’s your reward for winning the race for the intellectual bottom.
20 6.6% · Rare
Food! Drugs! Alcohol!
Our citizens do enjoy a bit of the good stuff these days, be it alcohol, tobacco, or just donuts.
20 6.7% · Rare
Apocalypse Now
Food and water are in short supply, but I’ll tell you what isn't. Violent gangs and violent storms.
20 6.5% · Rare
Squeeze The Rich
The rich may not be cuddly, but we still enjoy giving them a darned good squeeze now and then.
20 7.1% · Rare
🔐 Coalition Kid
Hidden
20 6.4% · Rare
Top Marx
We have built a socialist paradise on earth, mostly by banning anything that looks too capitalist.
20 7.8% · Rare
Start Your Engines
What do we want? CARS! When do we want them? CARS!
20 6.7% · Rare
Anything Goes
We’ve developed a reputation of being a wild west where anybody can do anything they like.
20 6.8% · Rare
Praise The Lord
Praise the lord! For our country has truly achieved heights of impressive piety.
20 7.1% · Rare
Successful Liar
Your reluctance to stick to manifesto pledges is something of vote winner. Congratulations, I guess.
20 8.5% · Rare
Gravedigging Boom
Son, if you want to make money these days I have just one word for you: Gravedigging.
20 6.5% · Rare
Children Are Our Future
You truly believe that future generations should have things better off than those that came before.
20 10.1% · Common
Rural Tranquility
Our cities may stink, but everyone agrees the rural parts of our country are a great place to be!
20 6.9% · Rare
United Nations
Our country is at the nexus of international agreement and has a reputation second to none.
20 10.6% · Common
Margin Of Error
When we said "Enjoy governing with that wafer thin majority" it was sarcasm, not a credo.
20 6.7% · Rare
Taxahontas
If it moves, tax it!
20 12.8% · Common
Viva La Revolution
They said a socialist paradise could not be built, but we have built it here together!
20 8.7% · Rare
Everybody Out!
Everybody out! Literally in this case, strikes everywhere.
20 14.1% · Common
Dangerous Streets
You will know my name by my trail of astronomically high crime figures.
20 6.6% · Rare
Heir To Ayn Rand
A rising tide lifts all the super yachts in the harbour…but also submerges the smaller vessels.
20 7.1% · Rare
Ecotopia
You have become a true hero of the environmental movement, expect a statue made of recycled plastic.
20 6.9% · Rare