You’re a Mean One
Clear out a poor person's house on Christmas Eve
40 ✓ December 24th, 2025
3.4% · Rare
ButterFingers
Set off all the alarms because you're rubbish at hacking
40 ✓ June 15th, 2018
8.6% · Rare
So Close
Die on a heist with 100% of the loot
30 ✓ June 14th, 2018
23.5% · Common
Affront Door
Kill a guard by barging through a door
20 ✓ June 15th, 2018
6.9% · Rare
Spring-Heeled Jack
Complete the game with your starting thief
200 0.5% · Rare
Stolen Time
Complete the game within the 100 day limit
100 0.9% · Rare
The Hard Way
Complete the game without purchasing the Teleporter
80 1.2% · Rare
Lucky Streak
Complete 10 successful heists with a single thief
75 2.8% · Rare
Mine Over Matter
Have a CubeBot set off a mine
75 2.3% · Rare
Smash & Grab
[THE BANKS] Alert an enemy within 30 seconds of starting and escape with >50% cash
75 0.6% · Rare
The Ghost
Ghost a Bank and kill every enemy
75 1.5% · Rare
Manners Cost Nothing
At the peak of your career, take a day out to victimise a poor person but politely shut their front
50 1.1% · Rare
By George!
Visit an address numbered 1138
50 6.0% · Rare
MoneyBags
Have £5 Million sitting in your bank account
50 0.9% · Rare
Caw, Blimey!
Smash a crow through a window
40 5.9% · Rare