This Won't End Well
And that was just a beginning...
10 ✓ July 29th, 2026
51.2% · Common
🔐 The End
You completed the story.
90 12.7% · Common
🔐 Been There, Done That
You've completed most of the game's content.
90 6.4% · Rare
Against All Odds
You finished the game in Hardcore mode with all negative perks enabled.
90 0.2% · Rare
Henry the Bruiser
You beat the best brawler around.
45 13.0% · Common
🔐 True Cardinal
You made it through the church council without raising suspicion.
45 7.2% · Rare
🔐 Silence is Golden
Thanks to you, the raid on Semine didn't happen.
45 9.6% · Rare
🔐 The Hydra's Heads
All three commanders are dead, and the powder magazine's been taken care of.
45 3.5% · Rare
🔐 Truce
You've helped the two quarreling villages reconcile. For now.
45 5.6% · Rare
🔐 Master of Masters
You beat Zavish in three disciplines.
45 3.2% · Rare
Canny Shooter
You won the miners' competition on the highest difficulty.
45 1.8% · Rare
🔐 New Horizons
Welcome to the Kuttenberg region!
45 24.3% · Common
🔐 Overkill
You pulverized a rabbit with a gunshot.
45 0.5% · Rare
A Knight's Word
You rewarded the herbwoman for her help as promised.
35 21.2% · Common
Rest in One Piece
The skull finally reached its final resting place.
35 1.0% · Rare
🔐 Confessor
The painter told you everything.
35 2.9% · Rare
Martin’s Legacy
You’ve completed the restoration of the Kuttenberg astronomical clock.
35 4.7% · Rare
🔐 Nevermore
You acquired a clever raven.
35 2.2% · Rare
Fresh Air
You finished DLC3.
35 3.4% · Rare
🔐 Holy Relic
You found a Holy Relic.
35 3.5% · Rare
Do Good to All People
You helped the people of the monastery.
35 0.4% · Rare
Quiet as a Church Mouse
The knights never had to escort you to the infirmary.
35 2.3% · Rare
🔐 The Dirty Seven
You found all of Dry Devil's comrades-in-arms.
30 17.8% · Common
Déjà Vu
You defeated Capon during practice. Again.
10 34.8% · Common
🔐 Hic-Hic-Boom
Making gunpowder while drunk isn't a very good idea.
10 0.7% · Rare
🔐 Reforged
You reforged the sword you'd been searching for so long.
10 14.2% · Common
🔐 Man's Best Friend
You found and saved Mutt.
10 28.8% · Common
🔐 Original Gunslinger
You got four loaded hand cannons ready.
10 0.8% · Rare
Shiny
You won a gold badge in a game of dice.
10 11.9% · Common
🔐 Die Another Day
As Godwin, you saved your brother.
10 13.5% · Common
Tales of Kuttenberg
You helped Rosa finish her book.
10 14.4% · Common
Penitent One
You made the penitential pilgrimage.
10 10.0% · Rare
Groschen Must Flow
You spent ten thousand groschen.
10 15.5% · Common
🔐 Slip the Noose
You managed to talk your way out of an execution.
10 0.4% · Rare
🔐 The Lord Taketh Away
You lost ten thousan groschen.
10 3.6% · Rare
🔐 Nimble Fingers
You picked the hardest lock.
10 17.2% · Common
🔐 My Shoes!
While you were passed out drunk, somebody nicked your shoes.
10 10.4% · Common
🔐 Old Raven
You found the true Lord of Nebakov.
10 8.4% · Rare
🔐 Lent
You finished the game without eating meat or killing any animals.
10 0.2% · Rare
Rock and Stone!
You killed an enemy with a boulder dropped from the battlements. Karl would be proud!
10 22.1% · Common
🔐 Vengeance
Istvan is dead. It's about time!
10 24.5% · Common
🔐 No Good Deed
You saved Maleshov without getting caught.
10 8.3% · Rare
An Old Friend
You found Pebbles.
10 33.0% · Common
🔐 Without Protection
You broke an enemy's shield.
10 14.0% · Common
🔐 Henry the Matchmaker
You brought Victoria her sweetheart. Against his will.
10 0.5% · Rare
🔐 Face to Face
You finally met Markvart von Aulitz.
10 9.1% · Rare
🔐 Under a Brown Flag
You hung used underwear on the tavern. Very used.
10 5.0% · Rare
Under Pressure
You won three skirmishes while bleeding.
10 29.5% · Common
🔐 A Bird in the Hand
You saved Capon from the gallows.
10 27.1% · Common
🔐 Martyr
You helped the legate attain martyrdom.
10 13.6% · Common
Jack of All Trades
You have successfully completed every mini-game.
10 21.8% · Common
Weapon of Choice
You've defeated an enemy with every type of weapon.
10 2.7% · Rare
🔐 Remember, Remember…
Did you really think it wouldn't blow up? Really?
10 0.6% · Rare
🔐 High Noon
You shot a gun-wielding enemy with a gun.
10 0.9% · Rare
Hardcore Henry II
You finished the story in Hardcore mode.
10 0.5% · Rare
Flagellum Dei
You scored 150 points in the mounted archery competition.
10 0.4% · Rare
🔐 Boneworks
You helped the executioner, knacker, and ossuary guardian.
10 4.4% · Rare
Nothing But the Best
You gave the painter medicine of the highest quality.
10 1.3% · Rare
🔐 All Fun and Games
Hopefully now Stihlau understand there are some things you shouldn't joke about.
10 0.5% · Rare
🔐 Curiosity Killed the Cat
If you hadn't poked around, Libor wouldn't be swinging.
10 0.4% · Rare
🔐 Painted
But not paid for.
10 1.7% · Rare
Bohemian Sniper
You killed an enemy with a crossbow shot to the head at long range.
10 2.3% · Rare
🔐 Poet's Gut
Every strophe is a work of art.
10 3.3% · Rare
🔐 Vengeance Solves Nothing
You let Burkhard live.
10 0.4% · Rare
🔐 Masterpiece
You finished Brushes with Death.
10 3.0% · Rare
Bohemian Graffitti
You painted every type of shield.
10 0.5% · Rare
Bohemians Rise Up!
You were ahead of your time and created the foundations for the state emblem of Bohemia.
10 0.3% · Rare
Innovator
You've acquired all the new weapons and armour from your journeymen.
10 0.2% · Rare
Master of the Blacksmiths’ Guild
You passed the Trial and became a Master blacksmith.
10 7.3% · Rare
Home Sweet Home!
You completed the reconstruction of your smithy.
10 4.7% · Rare
🔐 Racing the Leech
You won a race against the guard nicknamed Leech.
10 1.7% · Rare
🔐 Two Brothers
You resolved things with Koniash without a fight.
10 0.3% · Rare
The Ragman’s Dream
You helped the Ragman save his dream.
10 0.8% · Rare
🔐 Silent Partner
You handed over the evidence from the underground and no one died.
10 0.3% · Rare
🔐 Voice of the Bell
Thanks to your generosity, Old Kutna gained a new bell.
10 0.2% · Rare
🔐 Warlock’s Riddle
You cracked the riddle of the lost alchemist.
10 4.3% · Rare
🔐 Better Safe Than Sorry
Make yourself a plague mask.
10 3.2% · Rare
Fancy Fighting
You killed an enemy with a combo.
10 38.8% · Common
🔐 Feline Affection
You repeatedly interacted with a cat. Aren't you worried Mutt will know?
10 0.9% · Rare
🔐 Survivor
You listened to all of Brother Vojta's jokes… and survived.
10 1.1% · Rare
🔐 Stop Licking That!
You tasted flour… from the hair of a dead person.
10 3.2% · Rare
🔐 Ostraconophobia
You were nipped to death by crayfish.
10 0.2% · Rare
Lights Out
You slit the throat of an enemy who was looking for you.
10 18.3% · Common