Perfect Attendance
Play episodes 1-73
73 ✓ June 24th, 2013
The Regis
Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points
50 ✓ May 11th, 2013
Jack Attack Dog
Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up
50 ✓ May 5th, 2013
Vidiot Savant
Get every question right in an episode
50 ✓ April 27th, 2013
Unicorn
Achieve the highest gamer rating
50 ✓ May 6th, 2013
Back Taxes
Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73
40 ✓ June 24th, 2013
Beat a Winner
Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an Xbox LIVE Match
40 ✓ May 10th, 2013
Beast Master
Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
40 ✓ May 6th, 2013
Film in Your Brain
Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
40 ✓ May 12th, 2013
Phatty
Get 10 food questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
40 ✓ May 8th, 2013
Living in the Past
Get 10 history questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
40 ✓ May 5th, 2013
One Teat Short of an Udder
Achieve the second-highest rating
40 ✓ May 6th, 2013
Slack Attack
Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack
37 ✓ May 8th, 2013
Mouth-Breather
Achieve the third-highest rating
30 ✓ May 6th, 2013
DisOrDash
Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds
30 ✓ April 27th, 2013
Genius for a Day
Score at least $30,000 over your average
30 ✓ April 27th, 2013
Incurable Hoarder
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack
30 ✓ August 2nd, 2013
Nest Egghead
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 2
30 ✓ October 18th, 2013
Steaming Stockpile
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 3
30 ✓ December 3rd, 2013
Overprize Load
Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 4
30 ✓ December 29th, 2013
500,000aire!
Earn $500,000 lifetime
25 ✓ May 6th, 2013
Taking It from Behind
Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack
25 ✓ April 27th, 2013
Map Dancer
Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack
25 ✓ June 28th, 2013
Lit Twit
Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack
25 ✓ July 8th, 2013
Boob Tuber
Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack
25 ✓ July 5th, 2013
Super Know-va
Get 3 astrology questions correct in JACK Pack 2
25 ✓ October 16th, 2013
B Sharp
Get 3 music questions correct in JACK Pack 2
25 ✓ October 15th, 2013
Math Head
Get 3 math questions correct in JACK Pack 2
25 ✓ October 16th, 2013
Wizard of Balls
Get 3 sports questions correct in JACK Pack 3
25 ✓ December 3rd, 2013
Past Perfect
Get 3 history questions correct in JACK Pack 3
25 ✓ December 3rd, 2013
Sci Fly
Get 3 science questions correct in JACK Pack 3
25 ✓ December 1st, 2013
Cock of the Wok
Get 3 food questions correct in JACK Pack 4
25 ✓ December 28th, 2013
Hot Butter
Get 3 movie questions correct in JACK Pack 4
25 ✓ December 28th, 2013
Animal Husband
Get 3 animal questions correct in JACK Pack 4
25 ✓ December 28th, 2013
Menage-a-Quatre
Complete a 4-player match on Xbox LIVE
20 ✓ May 10th, 2013
Virtual Virgin
Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times
20 ✓ May 5th, 2013
Consolation Achievement
Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement
20 ✓ May 6th, 2013
Overconsumer
Listen to all the commercials during the credits
20 ✓ April 27th, 2013
Great Crowd
Laugh at an easy joke
20 ✓ May 5th, 2013
JACK Wrack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack
20 ✓ August 2nd, 2013
JACK Smack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 2
20 ✓ October 18th, 2013
JACK Crack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 3
20 ✓ December 3rd, 2013
JACK Sack
Play all episodes in JACK Pack 4
20 ✓ December 29th, 2013
DisorDat Destroyer
Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly
15 ✓ April 27th, 2013
Button Banger
Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds
15 ✓ April 27th, 2013
Smelt the Roses
Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second
15 ✓ April 27th, 2013
Enscrewsiast
Screw 50 times
15 ✓ June 17th, 2013
Lose to a Loser
Lose an Xbox LIVE match to someone with a rating at or below Dullard
15 ✓ May 10th, 2013
Social Outcast
Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights
15 ✓ May 12th, 2013
100,000aire!
Earn $100,000 lifetime
10 ✓ May 5th, 2013
My First Time
Screw someone for the first time
10 ✓ April 27th, 2013
Always a Bridesmaid
Come in second place 5 times in multiplayer games
10 ✓ May 10th, 2013
Turncoat
Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America
10 ✓ July 4th, 2013
Discover Gauntlet of Fire
Find the very important gauntlet of fire
10 ✓ June 2nd, 2013
Birth Certificate
Create a contestant
5 ✓ April 27th, 2013
DisOrDat Participation Award
Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds
5 ✓ April 27th, 2013
It's Just More of This
Finish an episode
5 ✓ April 27th, 2013
The Game's Half Full
Play episodes 1-36
5 ✓ June 3rd, 2013
The Game's Half Empty
Play episodes 1-37
5 ✓ June 3rd, 2013
Quick-Draw McDumbass
Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times
5 ✓ May 5th, 2013