Who Wants to Live Forever
Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.
40 ✓ June 21st, 2014
Win-win-win-win-win-win-win
Took all characters to the bottom of The Cave. (Player 1 only)
40 ✓ June 21st, 2014
The Whole Story
Unlocked all Cave Paintings. (Player 1 only)
40 ✓ June 21st, 2014
What You Always Wanted
Reached the bottom of The Cave.
25 ✓ June 19th, 2014
Redemption
Saw every character's "good ending". (Player 1 only)
25 ✓ June 21st, 2014
Corruption
Saw every character's "bad ending". (Player 1 only)
25 ✓ June 21st, 2014
Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies
Got a Xavetar fortune for every character. (Player 1 only)
15 ✓ June 21st, 2014
Well Done
Witnessed a hot dog cooked with the monster's breath.
10 ✓ June 11th, 2014
Royal Buffet
Spied a King, eaten by a Dragon.
10 ✓ June 13th, 2014
Weight of the Beast
Got the Weight Guess scale to read 666.
10 ✓ June 16th, 2014
Fire In The Hole
All three characters killed by one Miner's dynamite.
10 ✓ June 19th, 2014
Walk Like An Adventurer
Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.
10 ✓ June 21st, 2014
Such Bad Children
Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.
10 ✓ June 21st, 2014
Smells Like Team Spirit
Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.
10 ✓ June 19th, 2014
To Soothe A Savage Beast
Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.
10 ✓ June 19th, 2014
Hazardous Work Environment
Saw someone slip off a ledge in the Missile Silo.
10 ✓ June 21st, 2014
Embrace Impermanence
Got the bridge inside the temple to collapse.
10 ✓ June 21st, 2014
Creamed Corn
Saw every Can of Corn in The Cave destroyed.
10 ✓ June 19th, 2014
A Midsummer Knight's Thieve
Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.
10 ✓ June 9th, 2014
Funnier Than a Burning Carnival
Enabled the Hillbilly to burn down the Carnival.
10 ✓ June 19th, 2014
It Belongs In a Museum
Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.
10 ✓ June 21st, 2014
God Bless Us, Every One
Stood by and watched as the Twins murdered their parents.
10 ✓ June 21st, 2014
Prevenge
Served as an accessory to the Time Traveler's murder of her enemy's ancestor.
10 ✓ June 19th, 2014
Learn to Stop Worrying
Shared in the blame for the Scientist's act of mass murder.
10 ✓ June 20th, 2014
Grand Theft Karma
Played some dubious role in the Monk's murder of his Master.
10 ✓ June 20th, 2014
Shoplifting
Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.
5 ✓ June 12th, 2014
Remorse
Saw a postcard returned to the Gift Shop.
5 ✓ June 21st, 2014