Yesterday's News
Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday
90 ✓ November 1st, 2020
10.8% · Common
Number One
Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John
50 ✓ November 1st, 2020
11.2% · Common
Number Two
Power Laverne's Chron-O-John
50 ✓ November 1st, 2020
11.1% · Common
Flush
Acquire a diamond
50 ✓ November 1st, 2020
11.1% · Common
Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer
Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you
15 ✓ November 1st, 2020
11.2% · Common
Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism
Hoagie eats a Hoagie
15 ✓ October 31st, 2020
17.0% · Common
Olive Branch
Return the stamp album to Weird Ed
15 ✓ November 1st, 2020
11.8% · Common
Games History Major
Play Maniac Mansion
15 ✓ November 1st, 2020
18.5% · Common
Are You My Mummy?
Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids
15 ✓ November 1st, 2020
8.2% · Rare
Mental Patience
Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene
15 ✓ November 1st, 2020
7.1% · Rare
...Take on the Words!
Sit through the end credits
15 ✓ November 1st, 2020
8.0% · Rare
Rap Sheet: Cheat
Disqualify Harold
10 ✓ November 1st, 2020
11.6% · Common
Rap Sheet: Vandal
Deflate Oozo
10 ✓ November 1st, 2020
12.4% · Common
Rap Sheet: Thief
Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you
10 ✓ November 1st, 2020
17.7% · Common
Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac
Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you
10 ✓ November 1st, 2020
13.2% · Common
Moronic Drone
Get a job
10 ✓ November 1st, 2020
12.7% · Common
Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree
Create a cherry tree
10 ✓ October 31st, 2020
15.4% · Common
Only George Can Destroy a Tree
Destroy a cherry tree
10 ✓ October 31st, 2020
15.3% · Common
Windsock it to Me
Change the flag
10 ✓ November 1st, 2020
13.1% · Common
Obvious, Really...
Make it rain
10 ✓ October 31st, 2020
13.9% · Common
Not Raised in a Barn
Close a door
10 ✓ October 31st, 2020
26.2% · Common
Novelty Enthusiast
Get all six novelty items
10 ✓ November 1st, 2020
12.7% · Common
WWSCD?
Climb through the chimney with all three kids
10 ✓ November 1st, 2020
12.3% · Common
Costume Quest
Clothe Laverne in the costume
10 ✓ November 1st, 2020
12.8% · Common
Chateau Eau Neaux
Make vinegar
10 ✓ November 1st, 2020
12.2% · Common
It's an Honor Just to Compete
Enter the human contest
10 ✓ November 1st, 2020
11.9% · Common
Winning Is Better
Win the human contest
10 ✓ November 1st, 2020
11.5% · Common
Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie
Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie
10 ✓ November 1st, 2020
11.7% · Common
Coffee Achiever
Wake up Dr. Fred
10 ✓ November 1st, 2020
11.6% · Common
Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same
Get a tiny sweater
10 ✓ November 1st, 2020
11.5% · Common
Don't Try This at Home
Microwave the frozen hamster
10 ✓ November 1st, 2020
11.7% · Common
Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon!
Make a skunk
10 ✓ November 1st, 2020
11.6% · Common
You Suck
Vacuum up a hamster
10 ✓ November 1st, 2020
11.1% · Common
Dialog Puzzles Are Hard
Get Fred to sign the contract
10 ✓ November 1st, 2020
11.3% · Common
Rap Sheet: Trespasser
Find Fred's basement workshop
10 ✓ October 31st, 2020
50.5% · Common
Rap Sheet: Yegg
Open the safe
10 ✓ November 1st, 2020
14.2% · Common
OCD
Get all other achievements in the game
90 4.2% · Rare
🔐 Rap Sheet: Fraud
Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone
15 6.8% · Rare
🔐 Rap Sheet: Forger
Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen
15 6.1% · Rare
🔐 Master Plumber
Flush 50 objects through time
15 6.1% · Rare
🔐 You Call That a Hint?
Try to wash the dirty car with the brush
15 7.3% · Rare
🔐 Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time
Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show
15 6.2% · Rare
🔐 Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This
Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside
15 5.6% · Rare
🔐 That Should Have Worked
Hoagie uses battery with Chron-O-John instead of plug
15 6.2% · Rare
🔐 Now You're Pushing It
Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out
15 6.8% · Rare
🔐 Music Appreciation Award
Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off
15 5.4% · Rare
🔐 Energy Conscious
Turn off the television
15 11.8% · Common
🔐 We're All Brothers
Ask the IRS agents if they're related
15 9.1% · Rare
🔐 That Joke Never Gets Old
Squirt five different people with disappearing ink
15 7.2% · Rare
🔐 Missing Pink
Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone
15 6.7% · Rare
🔐 And Then the Universe Explodes
Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees
15 9.2% · Rare
🔐 And Then the Universe Implodes
Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone
15 8.0% · Rare
🔐 That Only Works with Alligators
Try to flush the hamster
15 9.9% · Rare
🔐 I'm Sure He'd Never Notice
Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album
15 7.7% · Rare
🔐 ESRB Violation
Laverne thinks about eating the cat
15 5.6% · Rare
🔐 Voiding the Warranty
Try to put something metal in the microwave
15 8.6% · Rare
Most Annoying Guest Ever
Ring the front desk bell 100 times
15 8.6% · Rare
🔐 Chef
Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)
15 5.3% · Rare