Nuclear Devastation
Kill 250 aliens
50 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Gunslinger
Carry the gold pistol through the whole SP campaign
50 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Damn, I'm Good
Complete the SP campaign on Insane Difficulty
50 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Annihilation
Kill 100 aliens
40 ✓ January 1st, 1753
I Am All That Is Man
Discover all Ego cap awards
40 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Come Get Some
Complete the SP campaign on Hard Difficulty
40 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Not Bad for a Human
Defeat the Alien Queen
40 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Beating the One-Eyed Worm
Defeat the Energy Leech
35 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Air-Duke
Win air hockey with a score of 7-0 in the strip club
30 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Let's Rock
Complete the SP campaign on Normal Difficulty
30 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Bucket Head
Find all 3 helmets in the SP campaign
30 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Extermination
Kill 50 aliens
25 ✓ January 1st, 1753
On the Noggin
Kill 30 aliens with headshots
25 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Balls of Steel
Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score in SP
25 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Call Waiting
Listen to all phone messages
25 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Lots of Whacking
Win a game of Alien Abortion in the strip club
25 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Pit Champion
Defeat the Battlelord in Las Vegas
25 ✓ January 1st, 1753
A Good Dam Fight
Defeat the Battlelord on the Hoover Dam
25 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Octacide
Defeat the Octaking
25 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Hippy-Stomper
Foot stomp 12 aliens
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Judge, Jury, Executioner
Execute 20 aliens
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Trapper
Kill 10 aliens with Trip Mines
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Freeze Well!
Kill 15 frozen aliens
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Road Rage
Kill 15 aliens with the monster truck
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Duke Angry, Duke Smash!
Kill 15 aliens with melee attacks while on steroids
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Baron von Nukem
Shoot down 20 alien fighters
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Piece of Cake
Complete the SP campaign on Easy Difficulty
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Dead Useful
Kill 10 aliens with environmental explosives
15 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Downtown Barrel Beatdown
Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects
15 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Fork the Pork
Kill 6 aliens with the forklift
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Noms
Eat 10 pieces of food during the SP campaign
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Natural Disaster 3x
Kill 3 aliens at once
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
FBT
Get knocked down 10 times
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Turd Burglar
Find and steal a piece of poo
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
I Need a Towel
Get hit by 10 Pregnator bombs
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Sticky Bomb Like You!
Put a Trip Mine on a live alien
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Big Guns, Big Ships
Blow up 5 enemy gunships or dropships
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Drawrings
Doodle something on the whiteboard in SP
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Substance Abuser
Drink beer while on steroids or vice versa in SP
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Party Animal
Drink all of the beers in the strip club
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Pescaphobe
Kill all the catfish in the underwater level
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Companion Barrel
Unlock the secret closet at the end of the Forkstop
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
One-Eyed Freak
Defeat the Cycloid
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
I Need a Date
Look at every page of a calendar
5 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Flagon of Chuckles
Drink a beer in SP
5 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Juiced
Take steroids in SP
5 ✓ January 1st, 1753
He's Got a Hologram!
Use a Holoduke in SP
5 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Special Thanks
Watch the credits all the way through
5 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Sunday, Black Sunday
Shoot down the blimp above the stadium
5 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Nobody Likes a Whiner
Knock out the talent at the talk show
5 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Damn, I'm REALLY Good
Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me campaign on Insane Difficulty
40 
Come Get A Little More
Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me campaign on Hard Difficulty
35 
Let's Rock Out
Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me campaign on Normal Difficulty
30 
I Am All That Is Man - Again!
Discover all Ego cap rewards in The Doctor Who Cloned Me campaign
20 
Heart to Heart
Finish Doctor Proton
20 
Another Piece of Cake
Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me campaign on Easy Difficulty
20 
Bubble Buster
Kill 10 expanded enemies with melee attacks
10 
Threesome
Kill 3 enemies within 3 seconds with the Impregnader
10 
Bloody Red Rover
Kill 30 enemies with the moon rover
10 
Scientits
Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score on the Scientits pinball machine
10