The Emperor's Agent
Completed all odd jobs in the game.
40 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Furon Commander
Completed all story missions on the 4th Ring of Furon.
35 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Red Scare
Destroyed 25 Red Nexosporidium Warriors on the 4th Ring of Furon.
35 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Big Fromage
Completed all story missions in Belleville.
30 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Brain Surgeon
Collected 5000000 Furon DNA.
30 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Biochemist
Collected 1000000 Furon DNA.
25 ✓ January 1st, 1753
The Francodyne Connection
Destroyed 15 Francodyne Guards.
25 ✓ January 1st, 1753
DAHM Master
Found all 8 DAHMs.
25 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Zen Master
Completed all Missions in Shen Long.
25 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Pox's Apprentice
Completed half of the Odd Jobs in the game.
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Biologist
Collected 10000 Furon DNA.
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
High Roller
Completed all story missions in Las Paradiso.
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Sleeps with the Fishes
Destroyed 15 Mobsters in Las Paradiso.
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
THQ 1138
Destroyed 15 Lunarian Thugs in Sunnywood.
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Fist of Furon
Destroyed 15 Triads in Shen Long.
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Massive Damage
Trashed 500 vehicles.
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Destroy All Humans!
Destroyed 1,979 Humans.
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Fist Master
Used the Temporal Fist 75 times.
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Carnie
Beat the Furon Librarian's high score in all of the Humania Games.
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Shock Trooper
Shocked 100 humans with the Zap-O-Matic.
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
A-Lister
Completed all story missions in Sunnywood.
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Proctologist
Probed 100 humans with the Anal Probe.
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Horticulturist
Fed 100 humans to the Venus Human Trap.
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Furoball Dribbler
Bounced 100 humans with the Superballer.
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Furon in the Sky
Liquified 100 buildings with the Death Ray.
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Flyswatter
Took down 100 airborne enemies with the Seeker Drones.
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Pro-Pain
Las Paradiso - Shot a Propane tank cluster to blow up a building.
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
The 'Wood
Sunnywood - Destroyed "SUNNY" on the Sunnywood sign .
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Globeclotter
Sunnywood - Destroyed several humans within 3 seconds with the globe.
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Donut Holed
Sunnywood - Threw a civilian through the donut hole.
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Definitely Not in Kansas
Shen Long - Unleashed the Tornadotron to throw tons of shipyard crates in the air.
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Monkish Bowling
Shen Long - Used the bowling ball to bowl over at least 3 monks with a single throw.
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Barge Boomer
Belleville - Destroyed the barges.
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Arc de Umph
Belleville - Threw a human above the Arc.
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Apocalypse Right Now
Completed all Missions, Odd Jobs, Challenges, and unlocked all Landing Zones.
90 
Crypto Sutra
Completed all Paths of Enlightenment.
90 
Sacred Son of Arkvoodle
Activated all of the Landing Zones in each Invasion Site.
30 
Paradiso Pursuer
Found all the Furon Crash Test Dummies in Las Paradiso.
20 
Sunnywood Seeker
Found all the Furon Emperor Statues in Sunnywood.
20 
Shen Long Scout
Found all of Pox's Record Collection in Shen Long.
20 
Belleville Beneficiary
Found all the Furon Nails in Belleville.
20 
Furon Factfinder
Found all the Lava Lamps on the 4th Ring of Furon.
20