Slick Willie
Beat a Level without taking damage.
150 ✓ March 28th, 2020
24.5% · Common
Big Balls
Kill Kang :(
35 ✓ March 28th, 2020
18.6% · Common
Ho Lee Fuke
Defeat Kang's weird faceship.
35 ✓ March 28th, 2020
22.7% · Common
You Played Yourself
Destroy bizarro Gamma Ray.
35 ✓ March 28th, 2020
28.4% · Common
Boot Camp
Survive the tutorial!
5 ✓ March 28th, 2020
82.8% · Common
Fire in the Sky
Survive the asteroid belt.
5 ✓ March 28th, 2020
26.1% · Common
Push Over
Okay. Fine!
5 ✓ March 28th, 2020
14.4% · Common
Dogs of War
Destroy the space station!
5 ✓ March 28th, 2020
62.0% · Common
These Colors Don't Run
Destroy the Cock Sauce Factory
5 ✓ March 28th, 2020
21.1% · Common
The Biggest Little
Complete 9-1.
5 ✓ March 28th, 2020
22.1% · Common
No Respect
Skip Credits.
5 ✓ March 28th, 2020
24.9% · Common
Ivan Getridov
Kick the Comrade's ass!
5 ✓ March 28th, 2020
46.0% · Common
Putin
No peace! Kill the Comrade!
5 ✓ March 28th, 2020
26.5% · Common
Poo Poo Pee Pee
Punch a Toilet.
1 ✓ July 14th, 2023
29.8% · Common
Yeah, BRAH!
Get a million points on 1-1.
150 18.4% · Common
Nice shootin', Tex
Get an S Rank on level 7-1 or 10-1.
150 13.4% · Common
Tipper Gore
Complete a level with the middle finger censored.
150 22.9% · Common
Goodman!
“The game just called me a F$#!stick!”
69 47.6% · Common
Sweating Bullets
Destroy the Battle Dome without taking damage.
35 12.5% · Common
🔐 Yuri Gannadye
Kill the Comrade!
35 20.4% · Common
Pass the Two Million Sunblock
Into the sun. Well done.
35 18.8% · Common
Shot to the Heart
Defeat the Worm's heart.
35 29.5% · Common
🔐 Into the Void
I understand and I wish to continue.
5 19.3% · Common
🔐 Spineless
I am weak.
5 13.3% · Common
I am a Real American
Hatred For None.
5 16.9% · Common
The Level Above Human
Beat Heaven.
5 13.3% · Common
More Weirds
Complete level 666.
5 16.3% · Common
Hand over Fist
Rip both arms off a mech.
5 33.3% · Common
🔐 Gorbachev
Have mercy. Let the Comrade live.
5 35.8% · Common
Creeper
Load the crafting menu.
5 29.3% · Common