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John Fart : Text-iverse of Crazyness
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PC
ONE
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Achievements
17 / 17
Gamerscore
1,000 / 1,000
Last Activity
November 8th, 2026
100%
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You were the chosen one!
Choose "The Killer Bees"
100
✓ November 8th, 2026
75.6% · Common
Shotgun time
Choose "The Resistance"
100
✓ November 8th, 2026
81.2% · Common
Wait... You can fail this game?!
Get a game over
100
✓ November 8th, 2026
95.1% · Common
When the Haters Dab Back
Do a dab as either John Fart or the Bee in the emotes section
100
✓ November 5th, 2026
94.8% · Common
This is awful
Choose "Watch a training video"
60
✓ November 8th, 2026
79.6% · Common
Learning as never been this boring
Choose "Teach them to shoot"
60
✓ November 8th, 2026
79.2% · Common
Mission passed respect gained
Choose "Yes"
60
✓ November 8th, 2026
85.0% · Common
Mission failed respect lost
Choose "No"
60
✓ November 8th, 2026
71.9% · Common
Epic 360 No Scope!
Choose "Kill her"
60
✓ November 8th, 2026
90.2% · Common
Smarty Pants
Choose "Explain the situation"
60
✓ November 8th, 2026
93.1% · Common
Level 100 Mafia Boss Bee
Shoot the bee
60
✓ November 8th, 2026
92.0% · Common
This story doesn't make any sense
Choose "Why the bear?"
30
✓ November 8th, 2026
86.5% · Common
I'm scared of what's coming
Choose "Can't we get someone more badass"
30
✓ November 8th, 2026
94.3% · Common
Emma will not remember that
Choose "Bowls"
30
✓ November 8th, 2026
79.6% · Common
Impressive Gameplay
Choose "Whoopee Cushion"
30
✓ November 8th, 2026
97.0% · Common
That bear is sus
Choose "The future of mankind depends on you"
30
✓ November 8th, 2026
82.7% · Common
Boohoo.. no honey for you
Choose "In my world people can't eat honey"
30
✓ November 8th, 2026
99.4% · Common