Depth of a Saleman
Reflect on your day
20 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Sacrifice For Sale
Enter a mutually beneficial deal
20 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Dinner For Two
Cook homemade stew for dinner
20 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Worth It!(?)
Was it worth dying for?
20 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Saleswoman
Convince Vinny to get a job
20 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Housing A Zombie
Get Vinny to live with you
20 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Cult Life
Join the cult
20 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Sacrificed
Get sacrificed
20 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Sacrifice In Training
Delay the sacrifice until "later"
20 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Zombie Of Theseus
Get *really* close to Vinny
20 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Escape Together
Escape with Vinny and make it to your apartment
20 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Famous Last Words
What are you going to do? Stab me?
20 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
First Sale
Sell a vacuum.
20 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Heart
Form a heart with your hands
20 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Home Alone
Be alone in your home
20 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Greatly exagerated
Die, but get better.
20 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
(I Just) Died In Your Arms
Die in Mia's arms
20 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Sacrifice
Choose to be sacrificed
20 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Amour Fou
Kiss Mia
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Coffee Time
Offer Mia some coffee
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Cold War
Have someone give away the time period during which the story takes place
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Date Mia
That was weird.
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Disturbing Realization
Have Vinny realize that something is very wrong
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Deprogramm
Get Vinny to doubt the cult's legitimacy
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Drop The Cat
Drop Mia
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Dead End
Block the attack
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Back To Work
Get ready for your next workday
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Stinger For Two
Stingers over dinner
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
(Not Your) Happy Ending
Have the cultists reunite against you
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Not Sacrificed (But Still Dead)
Convince the cultists not to sacrifice you, but die anyways
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Refusal Of The Call
Refuse to engage with your client
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Fight Club
Fight Mia in the basement and land a hit on her
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Flirt
Flirt with Vinny
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Good Boy
Be called a good boy
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Got The Tiger By The Tail
Grab Mia's tail
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
I can work with this
I can change her!
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Munnie
Earn $100
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Polite
Close the door to the house
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Recontextualize
Realize that the other endings weren't as they seemed
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
The Secret of Sacrifice Island
Get the reference.
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
W Rizz
Kiss Mia, and live
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
What a nice Birdhouse
Tell Vinny that you really liked her birdhouse without lying
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Call me
Get a phone number
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Clever Girl
Stand completely still
15 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Sweet Dreams
Sleep soundly
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
An Offer You Can't Refuse
Have Vinny make you an offer
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Stabbed In The Back
Get backstabbed
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Back then...
Have Vinny talk about how Mia joined the Cult
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Gagged
Get gagged by Vinny
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Broken Skull
Get suplexed
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Gimme Money
Ask Vinny to bribe you
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Houdini
Dislocate your shoulder
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
How do you do fellow cultists?
Pretend to be a cultist.
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Feline fine
Discuss which animal Mia is
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Knock On Wood
Knock on the front door
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Masochist
Request that the ritual is made particularly painful
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Meanie
Insult Vinny and get away with it
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
My life as a vacuum salesman who never sells
Clutch failure from the jaws of success
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
My job here is done
Have Mia enter your apartment and then have her leave, without receiving any additional context
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Oh Behave
Claim to be a double agent
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Philosophy Club
Discuss Utilitarianism or Kantian philosophy with Vinny
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Pocket Sand!
Throw something unexpected.
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Bye-Bye
Return home with Vinny, then tell her to leave
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Stealth 100
Sneak out of the basement
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Successful Con Artist
Lie to Vinny at the front door and get away with it
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
The Greater Good
Truly get to know Vinny's motives
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
This Is Fine
Just trust that Vinny will get you out of there
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Tragic Backstory
Listen to Mia's tragic backstory.
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common
Capitalism, ho!
Find the political joke.
10 ✓ May 6th, 2026
100.0% · Common