Not So Permanent After All
Alter your permanent record
20 ✓ October 26th, 2021
62.9% · Common
Hurt Me More!
Catch Mr. Murphy in his S&M outfit
15 ✓ October 26th, 2021
56.5% · Common
Participation Award
Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it!
15 ✓ October 26th, 2021
75.0% · Common
Desperate Times
Ask every person you possibly can out to prom
25 9.1% · Rare
Gotta Got 'Em All
Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems"
25 8.4% · Rare
Speed Demon
Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving
25 7.6% · Rare
Creepy Peepy Boy
Gain access to the girl's locker room.
20 19.6% · Common
Die Of Boredom
Stand in one location without moving for 30 minutes
20 13.3% · Common
Distraction With Action
Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch get into a fight
20 16.1% · Common
Don't Slurp That
Give a condom to a boy in need
20 20.6% · Common
Eye For Detail
Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab
20 23.3% · Common
A Bushy Tale
Listen to the Bush's tragic story
20 12.0% · Common
Jeremiah 29:12
Convince someone that you're God
20 21.0% · Common
Judge A Book By Its Cover
Learn about 30 different library book titles
20 13.2% · Common
Locker Stalker
Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school
20 12.7% · Common
A Long Road Ahead
Complete Part 1
20 23.3% · Common
Look Ma, I Can Fly!
Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies
20 23.5% · Common
Lost Prophet
Find every Jesus
20 11.0% · Common
Marriage Counselor
Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date
20 21.1% · Common
Mission Impassable
Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab
20 23.3% · Common
Back In My Day
Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories
20 13.6% · Common
Project Runway
Collect every costume
20 8.6% · Rare
Pummeling Puffs
Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown
20 17.3% · Common
Puny Express
Mail out Gertie's scathing letter
20 17.3% · Common
Survivalist
Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1
20 12.4% · Common
The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen
Stare at a bag blowing in the wind
20 18.2% · Common
The World Can Wait
Complete all optional sidequests
20 13.9% · Common
Third Wheel
Return the signed prom letter to Crystal
20 22.1% · Common
Your Lemons Suck
Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe's Lemon-Flavored "Lemon" Type Drink
20 22.4% · Common
Perma Peeper
Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office
20 14.2% · Common
Freaky Flasher
Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes.
20 14.5% · Common
Coming Clean
Find Señor Cleanfist.
20 19.4% · Common
Burned By Bernie
Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults
20 10.3% · Common
Chill Out
Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops
20 14.5% · Common
About Damn Time
Return the overdue book to the Librarian
15 33.6% · Common
Distraction With Attraction
Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch fall in love
15 39.1% · Common
Every Town Has An Elm Street
Find a nightmarish costume
15 29.0% · Common
Get To Know Shark Dad
Have a conversation with Shark Dad.
15 29.1% · Common
Guerilla Marketer
Post all three of Sawyer's flyers
15 39.4% · Common
Hobo Habitat
Give Hobo Moe a new home
15 26.1% · Common
Hoochaholic
Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine
15 52.6% · Common
Huff The Magic Dragon
Give Mark Hufferman a new marker
15 28.4% · Common
Juvenile Delinquent
Get arrested
15 24.7% · Common
Locker Blocker
Get access to your locker
15 49.8% · Common
Mission Permission
Forge a signature on the permission slip
15 24.2% · Common
My Girl
Get rid of the wasp nest
15 26.1% · Common
Operation Intrude N313
Sneak into Golden Haze
15 25.4% · Common
Printer Pal
Fix Grandma's printer
15 27.0% · Common
Ready For Rod
Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza
15 31.5% · Common
Rope-A-Dope
Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium
15 34.1% · Common
Scarred For Life
Give Drug Dealer some scar cream
15 28.9% · Common
Send Nudes
Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie
15 25.0% · Common
Blue Brailles
Deliver porn to Stevie Shades
15 22.7% · Common
Blue Shirted Eye Grabber
Acquire the lab technician's eyeball
15 23.4% · Common
Chick'n Coop
Get credit card signature from Mothercluck'n Chick'n customer
15 24.3% · Common