Lurching Toward the Altar
Avoided an unfortunate entanglement.
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The Missing Links
Discovered a deed and kept a country club from closing.
20 
Tournament of Chumps
Won a championship and claimed a chairmanship.
20 
Country Clubbed
Saved Wallace and company from a gritty fate.
20 
Bleeding Heart
Helped spring Muzzle from jail. Nice job, Numptie!
15 
Punchlined Out
Squeezed a joke book til it wept.
15 
Wallaceism
Found a full complement of old chums.
15 
Memory Lane
Light as a feather...it's a Bake-O-Lite loaf!
15 
One Gnome Too Many
Whacked a gnome into the stratosphere.
15 
Mmm... Cheese!
Savored a slice of Stinking Bishop.
15 
Common Tater
Listened to Mr. Paneer's whole routine.
15 
Triple Mulligan
Played the best worst game of indoor golf.
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