Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
75 ✓ May 1st, 2015
Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.
75 ✓ May 1st, 2015
Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
30 ✓ April 23rd, 2015
More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.
30 ✓ April 25th, 2015
Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
30 ✓ April 25th, 2015
Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
25 ✓ May 1st, 2015
New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.
15 ✓ April 21st, 2015
Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
15 ✓ April 19th, 2015
Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.
15 ✓ April 23rd, 2015
Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.
15 ✓ May 1st, 2015
Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.
15 ✓ April 21st, 2015
Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
15 ✓ May 1st, 2015
First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.
15 ✓ April 23rd, 2015
Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
15 ✓ May 1st, 2015
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
15 ✓ April 19th, 2015
Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
15 ✓ April 19th, 2015
Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
15 ✓ April 19th, 2015
Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.
15 ✓ April 25th, 2015
Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.
15 ✓ April 21st, 2015
Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.
15 ✓ April 19th, 2015
Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.
15 ✓ April 19th, 2015
Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.
15 ✓ April 25th, 2015
Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
15 ✓ May 1st, 2015
Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
15 ✓ May 1st, 2015
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
15 ✓ April 23rd, 2015
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
15 ✓ April 21st, 2015
Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
15 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.
15 ✓ April 25th, 2015
Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
15 ✓ April 25th, 2015
Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
15 ✓ May 1st, 2015
Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
15 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
15 ✓ April 19th, 2015
More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.
75 
🔐 KKK Hero
Defeat Kyle in battle.
30 
For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.
15 
🔐 Face Hoff
Defeat Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
15 
🔐 Acceptance
Name yourself Douchebag.
15 
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
15 
🔐 Two Girls, One Stick
Defeat Princess Kenny while in your Makeover disguise.
15 
Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.
15 
Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
15 
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
15 
🔐 Perverted
Watch your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
15 
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
15 
No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
15 
Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
15 
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
15 
You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
15 
Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
15 
🔐 Inside Joke
Summon Mr. Slave while in Mr. Slave's colon.
15