Nuclear Devastation
Kill 250 aliens
50 ✓ March 23rd, 2014
Annihilation
Kill 100 aliens
40 ✓ March 21st, 2014
Not Bad for a Human
Defeat the Alien Queen
40 ✓ March 24th, 2014
Air-Duke
Win air hockey with a score of 7-0 in the strip club
30 ✓ September 12th, 2014
Extermination
Kill 50 aliens
25 ✓ March 21st, 2014
On the Noggin
Kill 30 aliens with headshots
25 ✓ April 18th, 2014
Balls of Steel
Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score in SP
25 ✓ April 18th, 2014
Lots of Whacking
Win a game of Alien Abortion in the strip club
25 ✓ March 25th, 2014
Pit Champion
Defeat the Battlelord in Las Vegas
25 ✓ March 22nd, 2014
Hippy-Stomper
Foot stomp 12 aliens
20 ✓ March 27th, 2014
Judge, Jury, Executioner
Execute 20 aliens
20 ✓ September 11th, 2014
Trapper
Kill 10 aliens with Trip Mines
20 ✓ September 11th, 2014
Road Rage
Kill 15 aliens with the monster truck
20 ✓ September 13th, 2014
Baron von Nukem
Shoot down 20 alien fighters
20 ✓ March 21st, 2014
Dead Useful
Kill 10 aliens with environmental explosives
15 ✓ March 22nd, 2014
Downtown Barrel Beatdown
Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects
15 ✓ March 21st, 2014
Noms
Eat 10 pieces of food during the SP campaign
10 ✓ March 21st, 2014
Natural Disaster 3x
Kill 3 aliens at once
10 ✓ March 21st, 2014
FBT
Get knocked down 10 times
10 ✓ June 23rd, 2014
Turd Burglar
Find and steal a piece of poo
10 ✓ March 21st, 2014
I Need a Towel
Get hit by 10 Pregnator bombs
10 ✓ September 12th, 2014
Sticky Bomb Like You!
Put a Trip Mine on a live alien
10 ✓ September 11th, 2014
Big Guns, Big Ships
Blow up 5 enemy gunships or dropships
10 ✓ March 22nd, 2014
Drawrings
Doodle something on the whiteboard in SP
10 ✓ March 21st, 2014
Substance Abuser
Drink beer while on steroids or vice versa in SP
10 ✓ April 18th, 2014
Party Animal
Drink all of the beers in the strip club
10 ✓ September 12th, 2014
One-Eyed Freak
Defeat the Cycloid
10 ✓ March 21st, 2014
Flagon of Chuckles
Drink a beer in SP
5 ✓ March 21st, 2014
Juiced
Take steroids in SP
5 ✓ March 21st, 2014
He's Got a Hologram!
Use a Holoduke in SP
5 ✓ September 13th, 2014
Sunday, Black Sunday
Shoot down the blimp above the stadium
5 ✓ April 13th, 2014
Nobody Likes a Whiner
Knock out the talent at the talk show
5 ✓ March 21st, 2014
Gunslinger
Carry the gold pistol through the whole SP campaign
50 
Damn, I'm Good
Complete the SP campaign on Insane Difficulty
50 
Damn, I'm REALLY Good
Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me campaign on Insane Difficulty
40 
I Am All That Is Man
Discover all Ego cap awards
40 
Come Get Some
Complete the SP campaign on Hard Difficulty
40 
Come Get A Little More
Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me campaign on Hard Difficulty
35 
Beating the One-Eyed Worm
Defeat the Energy Leech
35 
Let's Rock Out
Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me campaign on Normal Difficulty
30 
Let's Rock
Complete the SP campaign on Normal Difficulty
30 
Bucket Head
Find all 3 helmets in the SP campaign
30 
Call Waiting
Listen to all phone messages
25 
A Good Dam Fight
Defeat the Battlelord on the Hoover Dam
25 
Octacide
Defeat the Octaking
25 
I Am All That Is Man - Again!
Discover all Ego cap rewards in The Doctor Who Cloned Me campaign
20 
Freeze Well!
Kill 15 frozen aliens
20 
Duke Angry, Duke Smash!
Kill 15 aliens with melee attacks while on steroids
20 
Piece of Cake
Complete the SP campaign on Easy Difficulty
20 
Heart to Heart
Finish Doctor Proton
20 
Another Piece of Cake
Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me campaign on Easy Difficulty
20 
Fork the Pork
Kill 6 aliens with the forklift
10 
Pescaphobe
Kill all the catfish in the underwater level
10 
Companion Barrel
Unlock the secret closet at the end of the Forkstop
10 
Bubble Buster
Kill 10 expanded enemies with melee attacks
10 
Threesome
Kill 3 enemies within 3 seconds with the Impregnader
10 
Bloody Red Rover
Kill 30 enemies with the moon rover
10 
Scientits
Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score on the Scientits pinball machine
10 
I Need a Date
Look at every page of a calendar
5 
Special Thanks
Watch the credits all the way through
5