HOLY FECES!
Unlock all the Achievements in Manual Samuel
100 ✓ December 14th, 2016
0.2% · Rare
Golden Furniture
Got gold on every time trial
70 ✓ December 14th, 2016
0.2% · Rare
Good Job, Sam!
Completed Story Mode Single Player
50 ✓ December 14th, 2016
14.4% · Common
Good Job, Sams!
Completed Story Mode Co-Op
50 ✓ December 14th, 2016
2.0% · Rare
Silver Spoon In His Mouth
Got silver or higher on every time trial
50 ✓ December 14th, 2016
0.2% · Rare
Feces Happen
Completed Level 1
30 ✓ December 12th, 2016
80.0% · Common
Take My Breath Away
Completed Sams house only breathing in 15 times
30 ✓ December 14th, 2016
1.6% · Rare
Slow Down Dude!
Drove 150 km per hour
30 ✓ December 13th, 2016
15.1% · Common
Wordsmith
Spoke perfectly
30 ✓ December 14th, 2016
12.4% · Common
Robocorpse
Killed every robot
30 ✓ December 14th, 2016
1.6% · Rare
Bronze Before Brains
Got bronze or higher on every time trial
30 ✓ December 14th, 2016
0.2% · Rare
To Hell With Hell
Completed Level 2
30 ✓ December 12th, 2016
76.9% · Common
Hippie Boy
Went to work without shoes
30 ✓ December 14th, 2016
3.3% · Rare
Made Tony Open A Cafe...
Tipped Tony
30 ✓ December 12th, 2016
49.2% · Common
...Then Blew It Up
Blew up Tony
30 ✓ December 14th, 2016
12.8% · Common
Stairway To The Living Room
Didn't fall down the stairs
30 ✓ December 13th, 2016
21.1% · Common
Piss Perfect
Made no stains on yourself
30 ✓ December 14th, 2016
8.2% · Rare
Blink 2000 Times For Yes
Blinked 2000 times
30 ✓ December 13th, 2016
14.6% · Common
Character-Driven Story
Watched all cinematics without skipping
30 ✓ December 14th, 2016
8.9% · Rare
#Hashtag
Found every hashtag
30 ✓ December 14th, 2016
0.5% · Rare
Bad Everything Day
Completed Level 3
30 ✓ December 13th, 2016
61.5% · Common
Carpoolin'
Completed Level 4
30 ✓ December 13th, 2016
49.0% · Common
Ok Papa
Completed Level 5
30 ✓ December 14th, 2016
41.2% · Common
All In A Day's Work
Completed Level 6
30 ✓ December 14th, 2016
27.7% · Common
No Child Left Behind
Completed Level 7
30 ✓ December 14th, 2016
22.9% · Common
No Refunds!
Completed Level 8
30 ✓ December 14th, 2016
15.8% · Common
Treat Yourself Twice A Day
Drank two cups of coffee
30 ✓ December 13th, 2016
30.7% · Common
Skip Right To The Action
Skipped a cinematic
20 ✓ December 14th, 2016
62.4% · Common
Iron Lung
Beat Challenge- or Speedrun Mode by breathing in a maximum of 35 times, and never fainting
100 0.0% · Rare
Golden Hair
Beat Challenge- or Speedrun Mode with perfect hair.
100 0.0% · Rare
Amazing Posture
Beat Challenge- or Speedrun mode without going limp or doing the splits (except you know when).
100 0.0% · Rare
Notice Me!
Dye your hair cosmic brown.
50 0.1% · Rare
Run Sam, Run!
Beat Speedrun Mode in one hour or less.
50 0.0% · Rare
Timeless Hair
Dye your hair Liphidium Green.
40 0.6% · Rare
For The Scene
Dye your hair bean brown.
30 1.2% · Rare
Party in front, business in the back
Simultanously rock perfect hair and a bloody face.
30 0.2% · Rare