Man's Best Friend
Acquire the Dog Key.
40 ✓ July 18th, 2013
Flame On
Acquire the Flamethrower.
40 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Playing on the Edge
Complete SH2 with 2 saves or less.
30 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Adrenaline Junkie
Complete SH3 in 3 hours or less.
25 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Warp Speed
Complete SH2 in 3 hours or less.
25 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Hard to Hit
Receive less than 500 points of damage in one game, in SH2.
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Unholy Grail
Acquire the Obsidian Goblet.
20 ✓ January 1st, 1753
We're Not Alone
Acquire the Blue Gem.
20 ✓ July 19th, 2013
Overkill
Acquire the Chainsaw.
15 ✓ June 2nd, 2012
Melee Master
Defeat at least 75 enemies by fighting in SH2.
15 ✓ November 24th, 2013
Keen Eye
Find at least 150 items + extra items in SH2.
15 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Don't Keep Her Waiting
Complete Boat Stage in less than 1 min 20 seconds.
15 ✓ June 2nd, 2012
Say Goodbye
Defeat Mary.
15 ✓ June 2nd, 2012
Restless Dreams
Unlock the "Born from a Wish" ending.
15 ✓ July 19th, 2013
Pest Control
Defeat Split Worm in under 2 minutes.
15 ✓ August 2nd, 2013
Eye For an Eye
Defeat Missionary in under 2 minutes.
15 ✓ August 3rd, 2013
A Time to Kill
Defeat Leonard in under 3 minutes.
15 ✓ November 3rd, 2013
Say Your Prayers
Unlock the "Rebirth" ending.
15 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Blasphemy
Defeat God in under 8 minutes.
15 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Hoarder
Pick up at least 100 items in SH3.
15 ✓ November 3rd, 2013
It All Makes Sense Now
Unlock the "Dog" ending.
15 ✓ November 24th, 2013
Childhood Trauma
Defeat Abstract Daddy.
10 ✓ June 2nd, 2012
I Don't Need You Anymore
Defeat Pyramid Head.
10 ✓ June 2nd, 2012
Free to Go
Unlock the "Leave" ending.
10 ✓ July 17th, 2013
Where's that Letter!?
Defeat Flesh Lips.
10 ✓ June 2nd, 2012
Fountain of Youth
Acquire the White Chrism.
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Not So Lost Memories
Acquire the book of Lost Memories.
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Light Reading
Acquire the book of Crimson Ceremony.
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Second Best
Unlock the "Maria" ending.
10 ✓ June 2nd, 2012
I'm Normal I Promise
Unlock the "Normal" ending.
10 ✓ January 1st, 1753
Goodbye
Unlock the "In Water" ending.
10 ✓ July 19th, 2013
She Would Be Proud
Unlock all Achievements in SH2.
50 
Time to Roll the Credits
Unlock all Achievements in SH3.
50 
There's a New Sheriff in Town
Acquire the Beam Saber.
40 
What the Hill Just Happened?
Acquire the Gold and Silver pipes.
40 
I.Q. Test
Complete SH2 on Extra Riddle difficulty.
30 
Makes My Head Hurt
Complete SH3 with 2 saves or less.
30 
Who Needs a Gun?
Acquire the Green Hyper Spray.
25 
Coolest. Dad. Ever.
Unlock the "UFO" ending.
25 
If Looks Could Kill
Unlock the Heather Beam.
25 
Where's Luna?
Unlock the "Princess Heart" costume
25 
Wall Basher
Acquire the Silencer.
20 
Ninja
Receive less than 500 points of damage in one game, in SH3.
20 
Keep Your Distance
Defeat at least 75 enemies by shooting in SH2.
15 
It Was All in Your Head
Unlock the "Possesed" ending.
15 
Heather's Got a Gun
Acquire the Unlimited Submachine Gun.
15 
Lost Memory
Defeat Memory of Alessa in under 3 minutes.
15 
This Isn't an FPS!
Defeat at least 75 enemies by shooting in SH3.
15 
They Look like Monsters to You?
Defeat at least 75 enemies by fighting in SH3.
15 
Never to be Heard from Again
Unlock the "UFO" ending.
15